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Dumbest Political Take Minecraft Server

Argument, BELIEF, controversial, debate, DEFEND, dumb, DUMBEST, Ideology, Minecraft, opinion, opinionated, perspective, Political, political analysis, Political discussion, political theory, political viewpoint, Politics, Position, Server, Stance, strong-willed, Stubborn, Viewpoint

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Towns Built:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Votes:	882	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to post your dumbest political takes and defend them to the death! Join us for heated debates, ridiculous arguments, and endless entertainment as you try to convince your fellow players that pineapple does belong on pizza or that the moon landing was faked. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can engage in epic battles of wit and absurdity? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft SMP – /ldg/ – Local Diffusion General

Archived, Collagebaker, ComfyUI Guide, diffusion, digital art software, Distilled Quants, FluxForge Guide, Free and Open Source, general, HunyuanVideoComfy, ldg, local ], local diffusion, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, neighbours, Prompt from Image, Samplers, Share Metadata, smp, Texting Neighbo(u)r, Training, Txt2Img Plugin, upscalers, Video Collagebaker

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9703
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We discuss Free and Open-Source Diffusion models like it’s a big deal edition of a reality TV show.

Join us as we navigate through the wild world of Metastable, SwarmUI, Forge, ComfyUI, and InvokeAI. We train like crazy with HunyuanVideoComfy and FluxForge, following guides that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We share metadata like it’s nobody’s business, generate prompts from images that will leave you questioning reality, and collaborate with our wild Neighbo(u)rs from /aco/sdg, /b/degen, /h/hdg, and more.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, come join us and text your Neighbo(u)r in /g/lmg. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

nohacks.org

Anarchy, bugs, Cheats, crystals, Doxxing, Duping, ELYTRA, gameplay, Lag Machines, minimal rules, Mods, personal information, PvP, Raw Experience, Respawn Anchors, Rockets, shaping experience, Survival, Totems, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to nohacks.org, a no-hack anarchy server where players shape the experience. With minimal rules, we focus on keeping interference to a minimum and allowing gameplay with as few restrictions as possible.

Key Features: – No Crystal PvP: Crystals are disabled, and respawn anchors/beds are non-explosive. – PvP Adjustments: Elytra is disabled in PvP, but gliding remains enabled. Rockets and Riptide tridents are disabled for 15 seconds after combat. – Totems: Totems have a cooldown for a more enjoyable PvP experience.

The Only Rules: – No hacks, cheats, or mods for an unfair advantage. – No exploiting bugs or duping. – No lag machines or overuse of server resources. – No doxxing or sharing personal information.

Join nohacks.org for a raw survival experience where you make the rules and shape the experience.

nohacks.org

SkyNet Balkans

[player based economy], BALKANS, Community, Competitions, Custom Addons, Economy, Enchants, Events, Minecraft, Moderators, parkour challenges, pvp tournaments, Rewards, SkyNet Balkans, Survival, Territory Protection, Trade, Treasure hunt, Unique Mobs

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	14

Welcome to SkyNet Balkan, the newest Minecraft survival server for fans of the classic game with modern additions! Our server is adapted to versions 1.20 and 1.21, providing players with the latest features and content of the Minecraft world.

Key features of SkyNet Balkans: Pure Survival Experience: The focus is on traditional survival mode, with the addition of quality plugins that enhance the experience without disrupting the core game.

Player Economy: Trade with other players, buy and sell resources through our player-based economy system. Create your own stores and grow your business.

Territory Protection: Secure your builds with a territory protection system and prevent griefers.

Events and Competitions: We regularly organize PvP tournaments, parkour challenges, treasure hunt events and many other activities for the community.

Friendly Community: SkyNet Balkan is a place for all Minecraft enthusiasts from the Balkans. Our team of moderators ensures a pleasant and safe atmosphere for all players.

Custom Addons: We have added unique elements to the game such as special enchants, unique mobs and rewards for the most active players.

mc.balkan-sky.net

Brazilian Ammo Minecraft Server

Ammo, Brazilian, Brazilian ammo, consumer behavior, consumer goods, cross-border shopping, exotic goods, foreign brands, foreign goods, foreign markets, foreign products, foreign purchases, global commerce, global trade, imported goods, imported items, international products, international purchases, international trade, Minecraft, overseas purchases, purchasing habits, Server, shopping trends

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Mines Excavated:	4260
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Brazilian ammo for all your pixelated battles! Join us and experience the thrill of using exotic ammunition in a virtual world like never before.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a secret stash of enchanted items from all around the world. From Japanese sushi swords to Italian pasta armor, we’ve got it all!

So why wait? Join us now and immerse yourself in a world of international intrigue and absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Talk To Me Minecraft SMP

Conversation, Cool, Drunk, guy, Minecraft, PLEA, plea for attention, plea for conversation, please, please talk to me, please talk to me attention, please talk to me conversation, please talk to me cool, please talk to me drunk, please talk to me guy, please talk to me plea, please talk to me yes, please talk to me young, smp, Talk, Talk To Me, young

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s keeping track?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a dance party with villagers, creepers, and even the Ender Dragon getting down to some sick beats. Oh, and did we mention that all the animals are wearing party hats? Yeah, it’s that kind of party.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So grab your sword and get ready to chase down that blinged-out bird!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the rare and elusive Taco Block. That’s right, a block made entirely out of delicious tacos. Build yourself a taco castle or just chow down on some tasty building materials, the choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your blocky life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Ramen Factions

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gods Slained:	2

RamenFactions (1.21.1) is an exciting Minecraft factions server packed with thrilling features like Envoys, KOTHs (King of the Hill), and custom crates. Battle for dominance, unlock rewards, and claim your faction’s glory in a dynamic, competitive environment. Join now and experience the ultimate faction warfare!

ramenfactions.com

GlowcCraft

24/7 server, active community, Adventure, building, Community, COMPETING, creativity, custom worlds, Custom Worlds & Plugins, Economy, engaging events, Exciting Events, exclusive features, Exploration, Friendly staff, Fun, GlowCraft, massive projects, minecraft server, Players, PvP, PvP battles, Raiding

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Glow Craft MC is a vibrant and exciting Minecraft server Thats 1.21+ where creativity, adventure, and fun come to life! Whether you’re into building epic structures, exploring custom worlds, or competing in exciting events, there’s something for everyone here. Join a friendly community of players, enjoy exclusive features, and experience Minecraft like never before!

Key Features:

play.glowcraft.nl

MineCraft server: ‘Creeper Cove Club’

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, club, Corpo, Cove, creeper, discuss, ducks, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indie vtubers, Minecraft, net fans, Server, Share, Thread, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, viewer count, Vip, VOD archival, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	New Chunks Explored:	602076
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow players with at least 500 viewers on their streams to join! Why, you ask? Because we’re all about that VIP life, baby! We don’t mess around with those 2view peasants, nah uh.

Think your 499view oshi deserves a spot here? Well, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or have the YouTube equivalent in numbers, we might just let them slide in. But hey, don’t worry about the numbers too much, they fluctuate like crazy anyway.

We’ve got a whole bunch of cool stuff on the server, like Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, VOD Archive, Koikatsu cards (ooo la la), Wheel of Names, Tiermaker, Chuuba Birthday Calendar (still a work in progress), and so much more! Plus, we’ve got some upcoming birthdays to celebrate, like Selkie, Neuro-sama, and Naiyospede!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the party with all the indie vtubers who are too cool for corporate branding. We’re like the rebels of the virtual world, living life on the edge without any oversight. It’s a wild ride, my friend. Just watch out for those ducks…they’re everywhere. And remember, if you ain’t got 500 viewers, you ain’t getting in!

The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, boy band, catchy tunes, Choreography, Dance, Entertainment, fan culture, Fandom, global phenomenon, IDOLS, korean pop, Kpop, Minecart, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music videos, No. 71523610, performance art, Popular, secret, smp, social media, society, south korea

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Potions Brewed:	120	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP where you can build your own Kpop idol mansion and battle it out in epic dance-offs to determine who is the ultimate Kpop star!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground Kpop fan club where you can trade rare Kpop merchandise and attend exclusive virtual Kpop concerts featuring holographic performances from your favorite idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Kpop treasure vault filled with stacks of emeralds disguised as Kpop albums!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Kpop Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the music is loud, the dance moves are fierce, and the creeper explosions are set to a catchy Kpop soundtrack!