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BlockyBedTricks

#exciting, adventurous, BlockyBedTricks, Communication, Connection, experimentation, fulfillment, good way, Intimacy, INTIMATE, love, new experiences, Passion, pleasurable, Pleasure, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex position, surprised, unexpected

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	496409
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement! Join us and discover the wildest sex positions you never knew existed in Minecraft! From the “Creeper Cuddle” to the “Enderman Embrace,” you’ll be surprised in all the right ways! So come on, join us and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

MissileCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, border disputes, Conflict, cross-border attack, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, Hits, international relations, Military Action, military escalation, military strike, missile launch sites, MissileCraft, political tensions, regional conflict, RETALIATION, russia, security threat, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we launch missiles at each other like we’re Ukraine hitting missile launch sites in Russia! It’s a blast, literally! Join now for the most explosive PvP battles you’ve ever seen in your life. Who needs swords and bows when you have missiles, am I right? Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (in a good way, of course). So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server today!

BlockyBattlesMC

armed conflict, BlockyBattlesMC, CASUALTIES, clash, Commander, Conflict, death toll, gaza, Hamas, Israeli forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, militant leader, military operation, palestinian authority, palestinians, Political unrest, resistance, security forces, violence, West Bank

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1504
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can battle it out like a hamas commander in the west bank but without all the danger lolz. u can build ur own base and defend it from crazy zombies and creepers. plus, u can team up with ur friends and create ur own army to take over the server. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

PlumJuiceCraft

antioxidant-rich, Beverage, DELICIOUS, drink, Flavorful, Fresh, Fruit, healthy, homemade, Hydrating, Juice, Natural, no added sugar, nutrition, plum, PlumJuiceCraft, prune, Refreshing, summer drink, Tasty, vitamin C

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	106

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got plums and prune juice for dayz, even tho plum juice aint a real thing. but like, we got so much juice u gonna be swimmin in it like a juicy mermaid or somethin. plus, our server got unicorns ridin on rainbowz and creepers dancin to disco music. it’s like a party in yo blocky world, so come join us and let’s get juicy together!

GutCraft: Mini-Guts Lab!

cell biology, Crohn’s disease, digestive system, disease understanding, DNA modification, gastrointestinal health, genetic modification, genetic switches, gut cells, GutCraft, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, intestinal disorders, Lab, Laboratory, medical breakthrough, medical science, mini-guts, MiniGuts, research, scientists, switches

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Star Shards Collected:	77	Magic Items Found:	8447
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got scientists growin’ mini-guts in da lab! like, whoa, u can learn all bout Crohn’s disease and inflammatory bowel disease while playin’ minecraft, how cool is dat? plus, we got these wild “switches” that modify DNA in gut cells, like some next level stuff, man. join now for a gut-bustin’ good time!

The Vanilla-y Awesomeness of Valoria, now with 50% less squares!

armor, awesomeness, bedrock realm, Cooking, Discord, Fun, Hidden Secrets, Lore, Medieval, mod, Mystery, opportunity, ORGANIZED, PLAYER LORE, Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft, protagnst, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, squares, Stories, Valoria, Vanillay

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Join the Lands of Valoria Today!

Based on Protagnst’s “Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft”, the Valoria server is a bedrock realm filled with opportunity and fun!

We have a very organized discord server and unique ideas for you to experience. This realm is based on medieval Minecraft with a medieval armor mod and a very nice spawn. It is heavily reliant on player lore and stories, with Valoria’s own hidden secrets to uncover. Come join and be part of the mystery to reunite The Lands of Valoria! Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord to join.

Discord Server Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the Valoria server?	The Valoria server is based on medieval Minecraft with a focus on player lore and stories.
Is there a special mod or plugin used on the server?	Yes, there is a medieval armor mod used on the Valoria server.
How can I join the Valoria server?	Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord for joining instructions.
Are there hidden secrets in Valoria?	Yes, Valoria has its own hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.

CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

American colonies, american revolution, colonial america, colonial architecture, colonial culture, colonial economy, colonial education, colonial expansion, colonial government, colonial independence, colonial legacy, colonial life, colonial period, colonial politics, colonial religion, colonial settlements, colonial society, colonial trade, colonial warfare, CraftyColonials, History, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

Afk, career advancement, Career Growth, FIRSTIE, firsties, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, networking, office culture, office environment, office life, office politics, procrastination, productivity, professional development, Server, socializing, thirdies, Time management, work, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6578
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

LockBoxLULZ

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, family, father in-law, handyman, in-laws, Lock, LockBoxLULZ, Projects, Property, relationships, Respect, Toolbox, Tools, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where we hide tools in secret chests all over the map and lock them with combination locks! Just like the toolbox in this story, you’ll have to crack the code to access the best tools for your projects.

But beware, just like the OP’s father-in-law, we take tool security very seriously. If you try to use someone else’s tools without permission, you might find yourself locked out of the server altogether!

Join now for a thrilling adventure filled with hidden treasures, locked chests, and maybe even some in-law drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

BlockParty Minecraft Server

4-day work week, blockparty, employee satisfaction, flexible schedule, job satisfaction, Minecraft, opinion, productivity, Server, Time management, work culture, work efficiency, work flexibility, work hours, work productivity, work schedule, work week length, work-life balance, work-life benefits, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life quality, work-life wellbeing

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Magic Items Found:	3029
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of spending all your time in the real world working a boring 9-5 job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every week is a 4-day work week! That’s right, spend your days mining diamonds and building epic structures instead of sitting in a stuffy office. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for their favorite snacks. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!