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RageCraft

accepted annoyances, annoyance, common annoyances, common frustrations, common irritations, daily frustrations, everyday irritations, Frustration, general annoyances, minor inconveniences, normalcy, pet peeve, popular annoyances, Ragecraft, societal annoyances, societal expectations, societal irritations, societal norms, typical irritations, universal irritations, widespread frustrations

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you’re fed up with sheep that refuse to be sheared and cows that have developed a taste for revenge. Our pigs have been taking flying lessons from Ender Dragons and our villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to hoarding emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamond eggs and creepers that moonwalk before exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (but beware of the sugar rush!).

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in equal measure, join our server today! Who needs normal when you can have insanity?

ZelenskyCraft: Sorry Biden, Russia OP

ADVANCE, Apology, apology to Ukraine, biden, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military support, political apology, president, russia, Ukraine, united states, US, US-Russia relations, weapons delay, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy drama like a soap opera? well, join our server cuz we got all the juicy drama u need!

imagine this: biden is in minecraft, right? and he’s like, “omg, sorry zelensky, i forgot to give u weapons so russia is advancing on u.” like, what even is that plot twist?

join our server for all the wild storylines and unexpected twists that will keep u on the edge of ur seat. plus, we have epic builds and cool minigames to keep u entertained for hours.

so come on, join our server and be part of the craziest minecraft drama ever! who needs reality tv when u have our server, right?

RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

Absurdity, comedic, comedic moments, comedic quotes, comedic scenarios, comedic situations, Door, door humor, futile efforts, futile tasks, futility, humor, humorous quotes, humorous situations, impossible task, irony, Pointless, repetitive actions, RevolveCraft, revolving door, revolving door humor, Slams

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000, Achievements, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5900
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

6m21.vanillaboxmc.ru

Vanilla on the Rocks: An Anarchy Server Without the Safety Net

alliances, Anarchy, Authenticity, Bases, building projects, Cheaters, Community, creativity, Discord, gameplay, imagination, Minecraft, Net, opportunities, rocks, rules, Safety, semi anarchy, Server, Skills, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

UneasyVanilla Minecraft Server

Server Information
Welcome Message	Welcome to UneasyVanilla, the vanilla Minecraft server you’re looking for. A server where you can unleash your creativity in a tight knit, relaxed community.
Server Type	Anarchy and Survival with rules
Server Features	4+ year old world, focus on authenticity, dedicated staff, Discord community
Website	https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/

FAQ

What is the theme of the server?

The server offers a blend of anarchy and survival gameplay while still having rules in place.

How old is the server world?

The server world is over 4 years old, allowing for endless creativity and exploration.

Are there rules on the server?

Yes, the server has rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

Is there a Discord community for the server?

Yes, players can join the Discord community at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord

How do I join the server?

Visit the website at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ to find information on joining the server.

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, BagCraft, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Decagrammaton, eimi, elastic armor, Events, Friends, fury, general, guides, Himari, Hyakkiyako, Joint Firing Drill, Kikyou, kurokage, Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nonomi, Normals, PVs, Renge, RERUN, Resources, Scrimmages, Serika, Server, set, Shiroko., shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, task force, Total Assault, Ultimate, Urban, Wakamo

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Swimsuit Serika, Nonomi, Wakamo, and Shiroko – because who doesn’t want to see their favorite characters in swimwear while mining for diamonds?

Embark on epic quests like the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council, where you’ll have to balance Schale’s books and fight off the Fury of Set with special armor. It’s like a mix of Hogwarts and Indiana Jones, but in Minecraft!

And don’t forget about the Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission – because who wouldn’t want to guide lanterns through a virtual festival while dodging creepers and zombies?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

MinePersonaCraft Server – Metaphor Mayhem!

Aigis The First Mission, Anti Spammer Tech, art, Birthday Chart, Draw Corner, GoogleDocs, guides, internet archive, MAYHEM, Media assets, metaphor, MinePersonaCraft, Music, OC, P5B.jp, P5M.jp, P5U.jp, P5X, Persona, Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, Persona Live Tour 2024, ReFantazio, Server, Stage Plays

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant pixelated monsters that will make your heart race faster than a creeper about to explode. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your precious loot.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events where you can ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right, a dance-off with a dragon!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a hidden realm filled with talking cows and flying pigs. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

NoobSisNoSpeakLang

Communication Issues, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, family dynamics, foster care, language barrier, language barriers, language education, language fluency, language learning, language misunderstandings., language practice, language proficiency, language similarities, language skills, Language Teaching, multilingualism, NoobSisNoSpeakLang, phonology, sibling relationships

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Join us and experience the thrill of trying to understand your fellow players in a language you don’t speak! Just like the OP, you’ll be thrown into a world where everyone speaks Spanish, even if you don’t. But don’t worry, our community is here to help you learn, whether you like it or not!

Immerse yourself in the chaos of miscommunication and cultural exchange as you navigate through the game with players who insist on speaking a language you’re unfamiliar with. Who knows, you might even pick up a few words here and there, just like the OP’s foster sister, Penny!

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun – because who needs to understand each other when you’ve got a whole new language to decipher? It’s a linguistic adventure like no other, and you won’t want to miss out! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the language barrier hilarity ensue!

MineCraftMania Server

achieving goals, Consistency, daily rituals, daily routine, determination, goal-setting, habits for success, healthy habits, mindset shift, MinecraftMania, morning routine, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-discipline, Server, success mindset, Unstoppable, unstoppable mindset

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and you’ll feel so unstoppable, you’ll be punching creepers in the face with your bare hands! Our players have reported feeling like they can take on the Ender Dragon single-handedly after just one day of playing on our server. So come join us and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with regret, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, past decisions, personal growth, reflecting on the past, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection, wishing for change

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4000	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Do you regret not joining our Minecraft server sooner? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re in for a wild ride! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamond swords out of its horn.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even befriend a creeper who tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of cheese or dive into a pool of lava and emerge unscathed (Disclaimer: please don’t actually try this).

So say goodbye to your regrets and hello to the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun.