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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4833 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 156 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
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we even have a special potion in-game that prevents u from getting into car crashes cuz let’s be real, u ain’t gonna be driving anywhere when u can be mining diamonds and slaying zombies with ur online buddies.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and say hello to ur new addiction – we mean, hobby. yeah, hobby.