| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8807 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7624 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9260 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 252 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
1. Our server is literally run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players. Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want to ride a dragon? Easy peasy, just ask the unicorns!
2. We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fierce wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land spreading joy and explosions wherever he goes. Join forces with him and you’ll be unstoppable!
4. We host weekly building competitions where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. Trust me, it’s a clucking good time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s smile together in this wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 9635 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Rumor has it that the winner of our next tournament will be granted the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Yes, you heard that right – you could be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle, all thanks to your mad Minecraft skills.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and become the wealthiest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2243 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Forget about researching for hours, just jump into the game and let your arguments do the talking. And hey, if you catch someone using AI to win debates, call them out and earn an extra vote for the real showdown.
Who needs textbooks when you can learn about history through epic Minecraft battles? Join now and show off your debate skills in the most outrageous way possible!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 6604 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7789 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Embark on a quest to find alone time with your baby brother, amidst the chaos of his partner moving in without your knowledge and the impending arrival of a new baby. Will you be able to carve out a moment for a heart-to-heart chat before the baby zombie invasion begins?
Experience the thrill of trying to connect with your brother while his partner insists on being part of every adventure. Will you be able to navigate through the maze of family dynamics and create a bond stronger than a nether fortress?
Join us on this server where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions and emotions run higher than a tower of scaffolding. Who needs diamonds when you have the drama of family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end?
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8357 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
Join our server and show off your bling while battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you’ll be the envy of all your friends when they see you strutting around in your shiny diamond armor. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fashion warfare begin!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6170 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 244 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 3306 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2251 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 598 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7461 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 364 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9779 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Our visual system be workin’ overtime tryna process all da crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server. We got so much detail and action goin’ on, it’s like a movie playin’ in front of your eyes!
Come join us and experience the wildest ride of your life! Who needs reality when you got our server to blow your mind? So what you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready for a visual overload like never before!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7178 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Join us on our server and experience the epic adventures of Steve, a white male protagonist, and Ming-Ming, an Asian female co-protagonist, as they journey through pixelated worlds in search of the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny.
But beware, the evil Villager King is always lurking around the corner, ready to steal your diamonds and turn them into questionable fashion choices. Will you be able to defeat him and save the day?
So why settle for the same old boring character choices in other games when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!
