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Elf-tastic Adventures

Adventures, always elves, Anime, Dwarf, Elftastic, Elves, elves that, elves this, this.., Where’s my fucking

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9074
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of all the elf-centric Minecraft servers out there? Are you craving some good ol’ dwarf action in your gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole underground kingdom filled with dwarves who are obsessed with anime! That’s right, you can mine for diamonds while watching your favorite dwarf anime on giant screens scattered throughout the caves. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5780
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Farms Harvested:	854
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

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Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Emeralds Found:	7069
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runes Activated:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

autism, blockparty, Boundaries, child, contracts, discomfort, england, family, grandson, housing agency, LANDLORD, living space, Minecraft, noise, privacy, Property, property rights, Renovations, rules, Server, shared property, Tenant

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of sharing your living space with unexpected guests? Join our Minecraft server where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your house! No random kids screaming and yelling, just the soothing sounds of mining and crafting. Our landlord (in-game) won’t rearrange your furniture or put their stuff in your fridge, they’ll just provide you with endless opportunities to build and explore. Say goodbye to awkward living situations and hello to a virtual world where you’re the master of your domain. Join now and let the adventures begin!

HusbandApologyOrGTFO

#husband appreciation, Apology, challenging relationships, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, HusbandApologyOrGTFO, judgmental parents, parental acceptance, parenting struggles, past mistakes, personal growth, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, trust issues, unconditional love

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Void Gems Collected:	36
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama (but way more entertaining than mine, trust me).

Our server is the perfect place to escape from judgmental parents and enjoy some quality time with your virtual family. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and maybe even find a virtual spouse who won’t judge you for trusting them with the baby (looking at you, Jamie).

Join now and show your parents what a real apology looks like – by building them a pixelated mansion and inviting them to a virtual Christmas dinner they’ll never forget. And remember, on our server, demanding an apology is totally acceptable – as long as it’s heartfelt and directed at the right person (sorry, mom).

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-world drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your masterpiece. See you in the game!

RandomFest Minecraft SMP

celebration, creative holiday, creativity, fantasy celebration, festive occasion, fun holiday, holiday concept, holiday idea, imagination, innovative holiday, make-believe holiday, Minecraft, offbeat holiday, original celebration, out of the box celebration, quirky celebration, random holiday, RandomFest, smp, unconventional celebration, unique holiday, unusual celebration, whimsical holiday

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the most random holidays ever! Join us if you want to participate in festivities like National Potato Chip Day where we all dress up as our favorite chip flavors and have a chip eating contest. Or how about Unicorn Appreciation Day where we ride around on rainbow-colored horses and spread glitter everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a holiday called Sock Puppet Sunday where everyone communicates only through sock puppets for the entire day. And let’s not forget about International Bubble Wrap Day where we cover the entire server in bubble wrap and pop it all day long!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as your wildest dreams, then join us and celebrate the most absurd holidays you never knew you needed in your life!

CraftyLoveGamerz

awkward situations, CraftyLoveGamerz, dating advice, dating blunders, dating disasters, dating disasters to avoid, dating etiquette, dating fails, dating faux pas, dating mishaps, dating mistakes, dating tips, embarrassing moments, first date, first date advice, first date tips, relationship advice, relationship blunders, relationship pitfalls, social etiquette, worst mistake.

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid making the worst mistake on a first date – accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a diamond ring! Trust us, you don’t want to propose with a pickaxe in hand unless you’re looking for a partner who’s really into mining. Our server is the perfect place to practice your crafting skills and avoid any embarrassing mishaps on your romantic adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any potential date fall head over heels for you. So come join us and craft your way to a happily ever after!

HijabHavoc Minecraft Server

Activists, CAR, civil rights, discrimination, gender equality, hijab law, HijabHavoc, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Police, Police Brutality, protest, religious freedom, Seize, Server, Shot, social justice, VIOLATION, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Mines Excavated:	4517	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

LOL this server is so lit, even the Iran police wanna join! We got crazier hijab laws like you gotta wear a diamond-encrusted hijab or get shot by a pixelated police officer! Join us for some wild hijab adventures and dodge bullets while building your dream world! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the hijab police madness!

CrownPrinceCraft: FearlessAssassin

Allies, Assassination, Conflict, Crown Prince, CrownPrinceCraft, Diplomacy, fear, FearlessAssassin, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Monarchy, Normalization, Peace, Politics, Risk, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Stability, threat

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz the crown prince of saudi arabia is straight up paranoid about getting whacked for tryna make friends with israel. like bruh, imagine the drama on this server, we got kingdoms beefin’ and alliances shiftin’ faster than you can say “diamond sword”. join now and see if you can survive the political intrigue and backstabbing, just like the crown prince. it’s a wild ride, fam.