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The Blocky Banter Brigade – No. 196122605 by Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, banter, blocky, Brigade, Concealed, Covert, crime, Cryptic, damn, ELUSIVE, Enigmatic, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Mystery, No. 196122605, Obscure, puzzling, secret, Suspense, Thriller, unknown identity

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting rainbows out of their butts. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with exploding green creatures. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where Endermen strut their stuff on the runway. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

Zombie Hide and Seek: ‘Where is he?’

absence.., DESERTED, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, elusive figure, Evasive, ghosted, gone without a trace, Hide, Lost, lost in the void, missing person, mysterious disappearance, Mystery, search party, Seek, uncertainty, unexplained, VANISHED, When pol needed him, Where is he, whereabouts unknown, zombie

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	464
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are as elusive as Bigfoot? Look no further, because on our server, we promise that when you need us the most, we won’t pull a disappearing act like pol did! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t leave you hanging like pol did. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

New Anime Frontier 1.20.1

“anime criticism”, 1.20.1, Anime, Anime Analysis, Anime Community, anime culture, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime fans, anime industry, anime industry issues, anime industry trends, anime opinions, anime reviews, anime trends, current anime, Frontier, modern anime, new anime, nu-anime, otaku culture, state of anime

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of the absolute state of nu-anime, then come join our Minecraft server!

We got creepers that explode like your mind when you realize your favorite waifu is actually a dude.

Our world is filled with more twists and turns than a yandere’s love life, so get ready for some serious drama.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like watching a shonen anime fight scene, but with blocks and swords instead of ninjas and magic.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as an isekai plot twist, then look no further – join us now!

MelodicMayhem Minecraft Server

2PAC, Apology, Balkan country, Beef, biggie, Diss, DR. DRE, Eminem, fake fan, graphic t-shirts, hailie, Ja Rule, loose change, MelodicMayhem, Minecraft, music genre, Popularity, public embarrassment, Rap, Rivalry, school trips, Server, stan

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with fake rap fans in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only beef is between creepers and players! We may not have Ja Rule dissing Eminem’s daughter, but we do have epic battles and adventures waiting for you.

Join us and leave the drama behind, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest rap-themed structures in the game. Show off your love for Eminem, 2Pac, Biggie, and Dr. Dre by creating pixel art masterpieces that will make even the most hardcore Stan jealous.

Forget about school drama and classmates who just don’t understand your love for rap music. On our server, you’ll find a community of like-minded players who share your passion for old-school hip hop. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s rap and roll!

NoBabysitPlsLOL

Address, Babysitting, children, cordial, Decline, free childcare, inappropriate, Kindness, neighbor, Neighborly, new year’s day, NoBabysitPlsLOL, single woman, spa day, taking advantage, Tension, Toddler, Unannounced, vacation, work from home, young

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
New Chunks Explored:	529416	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any pesky neighbors trying to pawn off their kids on you!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any unexpected visits from toddlers. Our server is a child-free zone, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any interruptions.

Say goodbye to unwanted babysitting duties and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t find a more peaceful and drama-free gaming experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the neighborly drama behind!

HackLifeNotSMP

best kept secret, clever trick, efficiency, game changer, genius idea, hack of all hacks, HackLifeNotSMP, Hidden Gem, insider knowledge, life hack, life improvement, ninja trick, organization, personal growth, pro tip, productivity, secret tip, self improvement, smart solution, time-saving, useful advice

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the holy grail of servers, I swear! Like, you know when you find a life hack so good you almost don’t want to share it? Well, this server is like that, but on steroids!

So, get this, the admins on this server are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to teach us how to build the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. I’m talking automatic farms that harvest diamonds and spawn in rare mobs like unicorns and dragons. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for Minecraft!

And the best part? The currency on this server is actually bacon. That’s right, you can trade bacon for enchanted gear, rare blocks, and even your own personal army of zombie pigmen. It’s like living in a bacon-filled dream world, I can’t even handle it!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case, you might want to sit this one out. #BaconIsLife #MinecraftMadness #JoinNowOrRegretForever

CelebOopsForgiven

CelebOopsForgiven, celebrity apologies, celebrity behavior, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity mistakes, celebrity scandals, controversy, forgiveness, Forgotten, media scrutiny, public image, public opinion, public perception, Redemption, redemption arc, redemption stories, second chances, societal amnesia, societal forgiveness, TABLOID NEWS

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Items Found:	1421
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Star Shards Collected:	229
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about forgiveness or forgetting because we have a whole town dedicated to scandalous celebrity behavior! Build your own scandalous mansion, host wild parties, and maybe even start a feud with a rival player over who wore the same dress better. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber once tried to grief our server but ended up getting banned for trying to build a statue of himself made entirely out of diamonds. Join now and see if you can top that level of chaos!

ZuckCraft: No Fact-Check Zone

#announcement, Accountability, CEO, controversy, decision, Digital, Disinformation, facebook, fact-checking, factcheck, INFORMATION, Integrity, Mark Zuckerberg, Meta, Misinformation, News, Platform, Removal, social media, Technology, transparency, Zone, ZuckCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Towns Built:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so, like, u kno how mark zuckerberg is all like “i am the ceo of meta and i control everything” well guess what?! he just announced that there will be NO MORE FACT-CHECKING on our minecraft server! u can say whatever u want and no one will stop u! want to tell everyone u have a pet dragon in real life? go for it! want to claim u can fly in minecraft without wings? no one will fact-check u! join our server for the ultimate freedom of speech and lies! let your imagination run wild and make up the most outrageous stories ever! who needs facts when u have our server?! come join us now and let the lies begin!

Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	306910	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!