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ChinaCantHandleUSMissiles

Asia-Pacific region, China, ChinaCantHandleUSMissiles, defense capabilities, deployment, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military presence, military tensions, missile defense, national security, north, Philippines, regional stability, security concerns, South China Sea, strategic moves, territorial disputes, US missile system

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even China is getting shooketh by it! They’re like, “OMG, those US missile systems are no match for the epicness of this server!” Join now and be part of the madness that’s causing international drama. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs as pets, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this insanity? Come join us and let’s make China even more alarmed with our epic builds and crazy adventures!

GoldRushCraft

density comparison, density of gold, density value, gold density, gold density comparison, gold measurement, gold quote, gold value, gold worth, GoldRushCraft, precious metal, valuable, valuable comparison, valuable saying, volume measurement, weight measurement, weight value, weight vs volume, worth its volume in gold, worth its weight in gold

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3

So, like, have you ever wanted to be swimming in gold? Well, this server is the place to be, cuz we literally have gold blocks everywhere! You can build your house out of gold, make your armor out of gold, heck, you can even eat gold for breakfast if you want!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city made entirely out of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever finds this city will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start digging for that diamond city!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet dragon that roams the server, breathing fire and causing chaos wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the dragon, it will become your loyal companion and help you conquer all your enemies. So come on, join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of gold, diamonds, and dragons!

Pump SMP – E for Everyone {not really} {21+ only} {Extra vanilla}

+18, 1.21, Community, Discord, EXTRA, gameplay, java, Join, Link, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Pump, Pure, SC_OFF, SC_ON, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	193	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla
Version	1.21
Age Requirement	18 and up

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/6nB9QpCs for details on how to join.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The server rules will be explained in the Discord server.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, as long as they meet the age requirement of 18 and up.

MemeCraft Server: Trumped Out

annoying orange, billionth time, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Cool, election, ENERGY, FAGGOT, interesting outsider, internet culture, meme magic, Memecraft, Politics, REPUBLICAN, Running, satire, Server, social media, swagger, trump, Trumped, viral

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8976	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Animals Bred:	141
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to escape the real world and dive into a wacky, wild Minecraft server where anything goes? Look no further than our server, where meme magic reigns supreme! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging annoying orange faggots and their billionth campaign run. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the meme magic begin!

TVAddictMinecraftSMP

discussion, television, TV, TV chat, TV community, TV culture., TV enthusiasts, TV fans, TV forum, TV memes, tv news, TV recommendations, tv reviews, TV series, tv shows, TV spoilers, TV talk, TV updates, TV watching, TVAddictMinecraftSMP, well

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Do you love Minecraft but also enjoy a good dose of drama and chaos? Then boy do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper.”

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild group of players appears and challenges you to a dance-off for your loot. Or how about the time when someone accidentally unleashed a horde of angry villagers into the spawn area and chaos ensued?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of rage, then come join us on our server. Just remember, anything can happen on this crazy journey, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

RoomRage Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, bullying, child behavior, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, friendship, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Parenting styles, peer relationships, public embarrassment, RoomRage, school bullying, self esteem, Server, social dynamics, social etiquette, social gatherings, Social Skills

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3097
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of dealing with bully parents and their mean kids in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that drama and have a blast building, mining, and exploring with a community of friendly players!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about confronting awful parents or dealing with their bully kids. Instead, you can focus on creating epic structures, battling mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures.

Join us now and leave all the real-life drama behind! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to uncover the ghost’s secrets and earn its trust?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find buried treasure or discover a secret underground lair filled with rare loot. The possibilities are endless on our server!

NoRoomForYouLOL

Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, decorating, family dynamics, Furniture, hobbies, household decisions, Husband upset, immature behavior, indulging in hobbies, moving stress, new home, NoRoomForYouLOL, not allowing anyone else, Permission, personal space, relationship issues, room just for me

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mines Excavated:	1737
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can decorate your virtual house however you want without your husband getting all up in arms about it! Join us and indulge in your hobbies without any permission needed, because who needs that kind of negativity in their life?

On our server, you can use perfectly fine couches, TVs, and more that your husband was planning to throw away anyways. Why let good furniture go to waste when you can put it to good use in your virtual world? Plus, if your husband gets upset, you can just block him in the game and enjoy some peace and quiet.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild without any judgment or unnecessary drama. Who knew decorating a room could cause so much chaos in real life? Let’s keep it lighthearted and fun in our Minecraft world!

UglyBob Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	6921
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens or getting pranked with exploding sheep.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a never-ending supply of diamond armor. Plus, our community is so hilarious that you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re the only server where you can ride a pig into battle, challenge a zombie to a dance-off, and build a castle made entirely out of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MythBustersMC

debunking myths, female perspective, feminism, gender equality, gender misconceptions, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, misconceptions, MythBustersMC, Myths, reddit, societal beliefs, Stereotypes, Women, women’s empowerment, women’s experiences, women’s issues, women’s perspectives, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of mystical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join! Want to ride a dragon? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of candy? Consider it done. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HostageReleaseMC Server

activism, Conflict, Deal, Demand, demand for action, demonstration, freedom, hostage release, HostageReleaseMC, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Peace, Political, protest, Rally, Release, resolution, Server, Urgency

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ores Mined:	2072
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we release hostages like it’s nobody’s business. we got tens of thousands of players in the streets of Israel demanding that you sign up now or never! imagine the chaos and excitement of trying to escape from a virtual hostage situation while building your dream world in minecraft. it’s a once in a lifetime experience that you don’t wanna miss out on. so what are you waiting for? sign a deal now and join the madness!