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CraftyDutchSpy vs RussianHackers

collaboration, cooperation, counterintelligence, CraftyDutchSpy, cybersecurity, diplomatic efforts., Disturb, Dutch intelligence, Dutch intelligence services, Espionage, foreign affairs, government agencies, Help, intelligence sharing, international relations, national security, political interference, russian interference, RussianHackers, strategic partnerships, Surveillance, US

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

so, liek, this server is da bomb dot com cuz, get this, dutch intelligence services are like, totally helping us out to mess with russian interference. like, how crazy is that?? u can be part of this epic saga and help take down the bad guys in the virtual world of minecraft. join us and be a hero in the most insane way possible. plus, we have like, the best memes and jokes to keep u entertained while u save the world. so, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

DementiaCraft: McSCI Madness

Accuracy, cognitive decline, cognitive decline assessment, cognitive health, cognitive health assessment, cognitive health screening, cognitive health tool, cognitive screen, dementia risk, dementia risk assessment, dementia risk identification, dementia screening, dementia screening tool, DementiaCraft, madness, major contribution, McSCI, moderate levels, SCD, severe levels, subjective cognitive decline

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	435
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

lol join dis epic minecraft server cuz it got da game-changing cognitive screen dat reveals if u got dementia risk! like, u can identify if u got moderate to severe levels of cognitive decline with 99.9% accuracy! u can test ur brain while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! join now and flex ur cognitive skills while having a blast in da blocky world!

PozzCraft Minecraft Server

age diversity, character creation, Character development, character diversity, current year, DEI, Diversity, Diversity in Gaming, equity, Female Characters, game design, Gaming, hagchads, inclusion, Inclusive Gaming, Inclusivity, Minecraft, older woman character, PozzCraft, representation, Server, slop game, strong female characters, women in gaming

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Potions Brewed:	58
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous adventures!

Join us and you’ll find that even the most pozzed DEI slop game characters can turn into fabulous older women with a snap of your fingers. Our Hagchads are unstoppable, even in the current year!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll encounter wild stories of diamond-encrusted pigs flying through the sky, villagers breakdancing in the town square, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties for players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most laughter-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!

BraphogCraft Minecraft Server

a little mini, America, america is, america is a, braphog, BraphogCraft, is a, is a little, little mini braphog, little., long tail, Minecraft, Mini, mini braphog, Server, tags

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where America is a little mini braphog! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the world and humans are their loyal servants. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

2. We have a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln made entirely out of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon.

3. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of bald eagles and soar through the skies while shooting fireworks out of their hands. ‘Merica, am I right?

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but cheeseburgers. Collect as many as you can to become the ultimate burger baron.

5. We host weekly events where players compete in hot dog eating contests, apple pie baking competitions, and square dancing showdowns. Yeehaw!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziness that is America as a little mini braphog. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Mom-in-Law-Free Zone

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, controlling mother, family background, family dynamics, family influence, Family issues, house renovations, in-laws, long-distance relationship, mental health, mental health struggles, MominLawFree, mother-in-law issues, narcissistic mother, relationship stress, relationships, safe space, temporary living arrangements, Zone

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1976
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no in-laws, no siblings, and definitely no grandma drama! We understand the struggles of family dynamics, that’s why we offer a safe space for you to build and explore without any unwanted guests.

Imagine a world where you can focus on your relationship with your virtual fiancé without the interference of his mom wanting to move in. No more arguments about renovations or sharing space, just pure Minecraft bliss. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with virtual therapists to help you navigate any family issues that may arise.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free Minecraft experience. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

blew you away, Captivating, Characters, Compelling, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, lesser known, Minecraft, Movie, must watch, PixelPunch, Server, Storyline, Surprising, TV series, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated gem, unexpected, unforgettable

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mines Excavated:	1695	Towns Built:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a hidden gem in the vast world of Minecraft!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic storyline that rivals even the most popular TV series. Our characters are so dynamic and engaging that you’ll feel like you’re living in a blockbuster movie!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyCongressDrugTest

Accountability, Congress, congressional rules, CraftyCongressDrugTest, drug policy, drug screening, drug tests, elected officials, ethical standards, Ethics, Government, Integrity, legislation, political accountability, Politics, public service, public trust, regulations, substance abuse, testing requirements, transparency

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crops Grown:	3095	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where Congress members are required to take drug tests before making any decisions! Watch as they try to navigate through virtual worlds while under the influence of questionable substances. Who knows what kind of crazy laws they’ll come up with next! Join now for a wild ride of political shenanigans and questionable decision-making.

GazaCraft: AnneFrank’s Revenge

activism, Amsterdam, Anne Frank, AnneFranks, anti-Israel, anti-semitism, Conflict, controversy, current events, defaced, gaza, GazaCraft, historical, Holocaust, international relations, memorial, Netherlands, News, protest, Revenge, Statue, Vandalism, world war II

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

lol this server is like that time someone defaced a statue of Anne Frank but like, for Gaza or something. like, so random, right? join this server for all the chaos and craziness, just like that defacement. we have epic builds and crazy events that will make you go “whaaaat?!” come join us and be a part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #annefrank #gaza #minecraftmadness

HolyCraft: Bible Edition

adaptation, BIBLE, biblical, Bloodshed, controversial, Drama, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, FANTASY, Gore, HBO, Holycraft, long tail, nudity, Provocative, Religion, storytelling, Supernatural, television, TV series, Wonders

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	New Chunks Explored:	227377
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

yo, u ever wanted to see the bible like u never seen it before? well, dis server is like a GOT version of the bible but in minecraft! imagine all da gore, bloodshed, nudity, and supernatural wonders but in blocky form! u can live out all da crazy stories from da bible in a whole new way. join now for a wild ride through da holy land like u never seen it before!

PantryCraft: Keeping Players Healthy

Access, chronic disease management, community support, coupling, food insecurity, food pantry, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthy, holistic care, Keeping, nutrition, PantryCraft, patient support, Players, preventative care, primary care, public health, social determinants of health, social services, stabilize, wellness

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Buildings Constructed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft u gotta, like, find food and stuff to stay alive? well, on this server, we got a FOOD PANTRY, bro! u can get all the bread, carrots, and steak u need to keep ur hunger bar full while u build ur epic castle or whatever. but wait, there’s more! we also have PRIMARY CARE, like doctors and stuff, to make sure u stay healthy while u mine for diamonds. cuz, like, who wants to deal with zombie attacks AND a cold at the same time, right? join now for the most epic and HEALTHY minecraft experience ever!