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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 6430 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 3263 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
so, like, you know how when you play minecraft and you’re, like, building stuff and mining and stuff? well, on this server, we got, like, magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows that give you super powers.
join our server and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure and talking cows that tell the best jokes.
not to mention, our community is, like, super supportive and will always have your back, even when you accidentally blow up your own house for the tenth time.
so, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if that means riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. trust me, you won’t regret it!
