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Netanyahu’s Hostage Hustle

biden, Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic relations, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, Government, Hostage, hostage deal, hostage situation, hustle, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Netanyahus, Politics, SECURITY, united states, world news

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Void Armor Forged:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers throwing a rave in the mines.

oh, and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a diamond block. yeah, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.

rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be transported to a land where all the blocks are made of candy. and the best part? you get to ride a unicorn made of rainbow blocks.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of glitter? yeah, it’s lit.

What is the IP for ItsFunneh Minecraft Server?

Doors, doors 2, doors floor 2, doors roblox, floor 2, funneh, funny, Funny Moments, games, Gaming, itsfunneh, Krew, krew live now, krew plays, krew roblox doors, Minecraft, no cursing, no swearing, roblox door, roblox doors, roblox doors 100, roblox doors 2, roblox doors floor 2, roblox doors funneh, roblox doors funny, roblox doors funny moments, roblox doors itsfunneh, roblox doors krew, roblox doors secret, Server, the backdoor

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

ItsFunneh is the online pseudonym of Canadian YouTuber Kat, who is known for her family-friendly gaming content on YouTube. She creates videos of herself and her siblings playing popular games such as Minecraft, Roblox, and Among Us. With over 10 million subscribers, ItsFunneh has become a prominent figure in the gaming community, known for her humor and positive attitude.

CraftySlavs Minecraft Server

comparison, CraftySlavs, Cultural differences, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnic composition, ethnicity, European countries, Minecraft, national identity, population demographics, race relations, racial demographics, racial makeup, racial stereotypes, regional differences, russia, Server, skin color, Slavic countries, societal perceptions, Ukraine, white population

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Crops Grown:	4001	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the crazy world of Ukraine and Russia! Join us if you want to find out if Ukraine is actually whiter than Russia (spoiler alert: it’s not, but who cares, it’s hilarious)!

We have epic PvP battles where you can fight for your favorite side – Team Ukraine or Team Russia. Will you defend the honor of borscht and pierogies or vodka and bears? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs. Legend has it that whoever reaches the end will be granted the power to control the weather and summon dancing babushkas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

ItsIverCraft SMP: Blocky Shenanigans

blocky, it’s over, ItsIverCraft, Shenanigans, smp

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8478
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens and rainbow sheep!

Join our SMP if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of a potato wearing sunglasses. Our community is full of wacky characters, like Steve the llama who can breakdance like nobody’s business, and Gerald the Enderman who is convinced he’s a stand-up comedian.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime named Slurp who will follow you around and serenade you with slimey love songs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. It’s iver, baby!

ParentingPalooza Minecraft Server

abroad, age appropriate, Bonding, children, CoParenting, discipline, family, Fights, fun dad, hands-on, husband, me time, Minecraft, NANNY, parenting, ParentingPalooza, quality time, Routine, Scary, school holidays, Server, Summer, UNFAIR

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Falling into the Void:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you appreciate your parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure you have all the hands-on experience you need to be a pro parent!

Forget about leaving all the parenting to the nanny, on our server, you’ll be the one in charge of taking care of your virtual kids. Watch out though, they might tell you that you’re being scary when you try to discipline them in an age-inappropriate way!

So come join us and show your partner that you can handle all the parenting duties like a boss. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about being a “fun dad” without avoiding discipline. Don’t miss out on this unique parenting experience, join now!

ForgetMeNotCraft

#Thoughtfulness, Boundaries, coffee, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Considerate, Empathy, Food, ForgetMeNotCraft, forgetting, Frustration, inconsiderate, Marriage, neglect, passive aggressive, relationship, Resentment, Selfishness, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being forgotten when it comes to coffee and food? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being left out again.

Our server is perfect for those who want to get back at their forgetful partners in a fun and virtual way. Build a coffee shop and only serve yourself, or create a food truck that only caters to your own cravings.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that understands the importance of always considering others. Who needs a forgetful partner when you have a whole server of players who will never leave you out? Join now and let the fun begin!

NonsenseFactsMC SMP

Accurate, authentic, BIZARRE, complete nonsense, factual, genuine, Legitimate, Mind Blowing, NonsenseFactsMC, odd, random fact, real, smp, strange, Surprising, True, UNBELIEVABLE, UNUSUAL, valid, Verified, weird

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have their own government and currency? Join us and you could become the llama king or queen, ruling over your fluffy subjects with an iron hoof!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous chickens who have formed a rebellion against the players, stealing all the diamonds they can find and hiding them in their secret chicken coop fortress. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against their clucky tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this bizarre and hilarious world.

CraftySingles

CraftySingles, difficulty finding a partner, disadvantages of being single, emotional stability, fear of being alone, financial burden, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, ISOLATION, lack of companionship, lack of emotional support, lack of intimacy, Loneliness, mental health, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reliance, self-care, Social Connections, social stigma, societal pressure

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Are you tired of being single and mining for love in all the wrong caves? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being alone again! Join our server and you’ll have a whole community of players ready to be your virtual soulmate. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper companion?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, being single is actually a superpower. You’ll have the ability to summon heart-shaped blocks, shoot love arrows at other players, and even ride on a flying pig to find your perfect match. Forget about relationship drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll have is deciding which enchanted armor to wear on your date night.

So why waste your time being single in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet dragon to guard your heart? Join now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

FarRightFirewallMC

Coalition, Democracy, Diversity, election win, european union, extremism, far right, FarRightFirewallMC, Firewall, germany, Government, leadership, opposition, Politics, progressive, Protection, Scholz, SECURITY, social justice, Unity, urges

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a giant firewall to protect against the far right after they won the election in minecraft land! we need all the help we can get to stop them from taking over our blocky world and spreading their evil plans. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and building the biggest firewall you’ve ever seen! together, we can save minecraft land from the far right and have a blast doing it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get building!

ScreamCraft FunLand

Adrenaline Rush, amusement parks, childhood memories, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, family fun, family time, fun times, FUNLAND, good thing, happy moments, joy, Kids, Laughter, outdoor activities, RIDES, roller coasters, ScreamCraft, screaming, theme parks, Thrill, unforgettable experiences

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3457	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	68
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

yOu know what else is a good thing? Joining our minecraft server, where screaming is ENCOURAGED! we have rollercoasters that go so fast you’ll puke diamonds, and a haunted house where the ghosts are actually players who forgot to log out. Plus, our staff are all trained clowns who will entertain you with juggling while you mine for diamonds. So come join us, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is the laughter coming from our discord chat.