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SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your slav-bashing needs!

Join us for epic battles against Russian “people” and show them who’s boss in the virtual world. Our community is full of hilarious slurs and insults that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav Wars, where players compete in outrageous challenges to prove their dominance over the slavs. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the slav-bashing begin! Just be prepared for some serious laughs and unforgettable moments. See you in the game!

CraftyPunishRavens – #409

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4837	Players Killed by Monsters:	8023
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2013
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a journey like never before with our floating reverie event where you can battle mystical creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a limited 100% rate-up standard banner featuring A Hanying (Zitherwoe) – a rare and powerful character you won’t find anywhere else!

Explore our vast world filled with unique frames, weapons, and memories that will leave you in awe. Check out our database for all the juicy details: https://grayravens.com/wiki/GRAY_RAVENS

Looking for the best builds to dominate the game? We got you covered with our recommended builds that will make you unstoppable! Just take a look at our spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_NAHdVouSp2T6AwStpz9ZMLZ_ca5EzcuHde5obIlero/htmlview

And don’t forget to join our exclusive /pgr/ guilds where you can team up with other players and conquer the game together!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Villages Defended:	13	Runes Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of sluts decided to join our server. They were so pro-abortion that they built an entire town out of aborted fetuses. Yes, you read that right. And guess what? It was the most popular town on the server! Why? Because anything goes in our crazy world.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us today and see what kind of madness you can create!

LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	4095
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2391
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!

#pikachu, collide, Content Creation, Content Creator, CREEPERS, digital content, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, gaming channel, Gaming Community, Live streaming, ONLINE, Online Community, pokecraft, pokemon, pokemon fan, pokemon streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, STREAMS, twitch, Video game culture, video games

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	188	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a pack of Ender Dragons on a rampage!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Diamond Palace or battling it out with other players in our Lava Pit Arena!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret world where Pikachu reigns supreme and Creeper explosions are a thing of the past!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find yourself in a world where pokemon and minecraft collide in the most EPIC way possible!

Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Buildings Constructed:	22

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter boomer zombies, racistmods that will keep you safe from any potential drama.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Or build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cheese?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	26	Buildings Constructed:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Potions Brewed:	21

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got UPCOMING TOURNAMENTS that will blow your mind! From a poll in early May to deciding who the ultimate Slayer is in May, you’ll be on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for UPCOMING EVENTS like EVO Japan where players battle it out from April 27-29 or the Arc World Tour 2024 where legends are born!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered with the main wiki for frame data, player ratings, and a fighting game glossary! And don’t forget to check out the REPLAY UPLOADERS where you can relive your epic battles!

Oh, and did we mention the newest DLC dropping on March 26th? Get ready for A.B.A. to shake things up! And don’t miss out on the latest dev backyard and patches to keep the action fresh!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! See you in the game, fellow gamers!

50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Azumanga Daioh, where cows wear sailor uniforms and creepers do stand-up comedy.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted apples. But when they tried to take them, a zombie pigman appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. Needless to say, the player lost, but they gained a new friend in the process.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it that if you throw a golden carrot into the spring at midnight, a magical ender dragon will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary cat bus roaming the plains, ready to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.