We even have a special event where if a player is caught simping, they are thrown into a pit of lava by our resident lava monster, Lava Larry. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Lava Larry.
So come join us and say goodbye to simps once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
VanillaPlay is a Vanilla survival oriented server, very close to classic survival!
Authorized farms Anti-grief Latest version (1.21)
Here there is no:
Grief Economy Quests Professions Enchants cheats
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To join this epic server, you must first sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Minecraft gods and perform a ritual dance while chanting “Creeper, oh man” backwards. Don’t worry, it’s totally normal.
Once you’re in, you’ll need to complete the tutorial where you’ll learn how to ride a llama into battle and tame a dragon as your loyal pet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
But wait, there’s more! Explore our public item builds, play bot matches against zombie villagers, and master the art of building a castle made entirely of TNT.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your front yard, led by a player riding a giant chicken. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive fowl and have all your wildest dreams come true?
So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a dance-off with a group of creepers or embarking on a quest to retrieve the lost taco of destiny. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
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Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Subaru and Reinhard argue over who gets to give the speech, but in a hilarious and ridiculous way. Watch as Regulus and his slave-harem try to take over the server, but end up failing miserably because, let’s face it, Regulus doesn’t know how to handle his bitches!
But that’s not all! Imagine a world where Regulus is actually the suavest motherfucker in existence, seducing everyone in his harem and tempting them to join as sister-wives. Will Emilia fall for his charm or will she rise above and take control? The tension is real, folks!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, we’re not responsible for any NTR tendencies that may arise!
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!