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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 7809 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
But that’s not all – we’ve got drone attacks being prevented by the KGB, Russian Armed Forces liberating towns, and Grisha scamming people with custom /chug/ and Chinese shells. And let’s not forget the US House of Representatives passing a whopping 61 billion dollar aid bill for Ukraine.
Join our server for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a game of Russian roulette. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that Israel controls the NATO Council and you denounce the Talmud. See you on the battlefield, comrade!