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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6928 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 7313 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 20 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We’ve got a community of players who are so diverse, even the creepers are confused!
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!
