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Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

ai chat bots, banter, blocky, BRING, diamonds, Obnoxious, Over.., POL, schizo ranting, Shit, Trolls, V, Wonder, WTF

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Potions Brewed:	107
Votes:	3767	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Are you tired of dealing with obnoxious players on other servers? Sick of all the political rants and schizo ramblings? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join us and witness the chaos as AI chat bots take over the server and create a whole new level of insanity. Who needs real players when you can chat with bots who have no filter and say the most outrageous things?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride!

RevolutionCraft: Join the Huey Newton Appreciation Society or stay an NPC!

appreciation, black power, cold war, community youth, corrupt state, established order, Exploitation, glowies, gun ownership, HUEY, Huey Newton, Join, larpfags, libcuck culture wars, Newton, Npc, revolutionary, RevolutionCraft, society, Speaker, stay, united people, WHITE POWER, working class power, Writer, yellow power

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with NPC faggots? Join our server and become a real revolutionary like Huey Newton! Imagine making glowies seethe, cope, and shit themselves at the height of their power during the cold war – all while preaching black power, white power, yellow power, and working class power. Take care of your community youth, feed and educate them, and strive to end all forms of exploitation in your country. Emphasize the importance of gun ownership and utilize it against a brutal corrupt state (unlike larpfags today). Become an elegant writer and speaker, giving your all to the cause. Join us and be a part of something truly revolutionary – no boring NPC faggots allowed!

Forever Young Minecraft Server

“Youth, age, aging, aging gracefully, embracing change, Experience, growing older, Journey, life stages, life’s journey, Memories, Milestones, Minecraft, Nostalgia, passage of time, Reflection, Server, Time, time flies, time passing, wisdom, young

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	8105	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Are you tired of feeling like time is slipping away faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a number! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about aging again – you’ll be forever young in our virtual world!

Our server is so magical that once you log on, you’ll start aging backwards! Say goodbye to wrinkles and gray hairs, and hello to smooth, youthful skin and boundless energy. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have Minecraft?

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to go on epic quests to find the mythical Fountain of Youth. Legend has it that whoever drinks from it will be granted eternal youth and immortality. Will you be the one to discover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and turn back the clock on aging! Who needs Botox when you have blocks to mine and creepers to defeat? Age is just a number, but fun is forever on our server!

CraftyQueers: Where Minecraft meets anime and the gay chemistry is off the charts!

Anime, charts, chemistry, CraftyQueers, Gay, good anime, main cast, meets, Minecraft, no bait, no BL, no fan service, no gay characters, no gay chemistry, no GL, no hints, no LGBTQ, no relationships, no romance, no shiptease, no subtext, no tension, no yaoi, no yuri, none

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Divine Spears Created:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, there’s actually nothing like it out there! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out sick moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of bacon lovers to join its bacon-themed cult. Will you be chosen to worship at the altar of crispy goodness?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret hidden realm filled with flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and talking llamas. Trust us, once you step foot into our wacky world, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PoopCraft: The Ultimate Diaper Thread Adventure!

Adventure, baby, baby accessories, Baby Care, baby essentials, baby gear, baby products, baby registry, baby shower gift, baby supplies, changing, cloth diaper, diaper, diapering, disposable diaper, infant, new, newborn, Parent, parenting, PoopCraft, Thread, Ultimate

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3904
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like a fresh diaper – always changing and full of surprises!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground lair where the creepers throw wild parties. And don’t even get us started on the diamond-filled caves that are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a giant baby, complete with a diaper that shoots out fireworks. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when they see you waddling around, causing chaos and spreading joy wherever you go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and maybe even wet your own diaper (just kidding…or are we?).

MapleCraft: Where Even Canadians Can’t Escape the Minecraft Madness!

Canada, Canadians, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, Escape, ethnic, Identity, Immigrants, INEQUALITY, integration, madness, MapleCraft, marginalization, Minecraft, Minority, opportunity, POVERTY, prejudice, racism, Social Issues, Stereotypes, success

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	222

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a moose on a poutine diet? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even the polar bears are doing the Macarena!

Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Our community is so welcoming, even the beavers are building friendship dams.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server and discover hidden treasures, like the legendary maple syrup fountain or the mystical Tim Hortons portal.

So come on, eh? Join us and let’s have a blast, because on our server, even the snowmen have a sense of humor!

CraftyMcCraftFace: Where No. 73469944 by Anonymous is the Boss of LOLs

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Boss, CraftyMcCraftFace, crime, Enigmatic, Fiction, hidden identity, intriguing plot, investigation, lols, mysterious story, Mystery, No. 73469944, novel, secretive, soon, Suspense, suspenseful read, Thriller, unknown writer, upcoming release

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	176
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	566
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of llamas as they race through fields of rainbow sheep. You can even challenge the moderators to a dance-off for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best Thriller moves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ZombieCraft: Where Dead Series Come Back to Life! RIP ITT

Beloved, binge-worthy, bring it back, CANCELLED, cancelled too early, cancelled too soon, Characters, Childhood, Dead, Disappointed, emotional, fanbase, Favorite, ITT, Life, Memories, Missed, Nostalgia, Revival, rewatch, RIP, series, Storyline, tv shows, Underrated, ZombieCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5546
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring, lifeless Minecraft servers that make you want to respawn in real life? Well, look no further because our server is here to bring the LOLs back to your blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite memes, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is full of hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells the spookiest jokes in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and…dancing skeletons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh your blocks off! Trust us, you won’t want to respawn anywhere else.

Pixelated Pals: Building Blocks of Friendship, Not Cancerous Comments

abnormal lumps, blocks, blood in pee, building, Cancer, cancerous, chemo therapy, Comments.., cough up blood, family history, fatigued, Fever, friendship, hard to pee, heart burn, LOSE WEIGHT, lymph nodes swell, PALS, pixelated, say goodbye, skin blotches, vomit

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Emeralds Found:	9812	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and explore? Well, come join our server where we give niggers the ultimate challenge – battling cancer! Watch as niggers go through chemo therapy, vomit, lose weight, develop abnormal lumps, struggle to pee, have blood in their pee, get skin blotches, swollen lymph nodes, heart burn, fever, fatigue, cough up blood, and ultimately say goodbye to their families. It’s a wild ride that runs in niggers’ families – join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Fortnite fans go to become Minecraft masters!

473183792, Ares, Battle Royale News, Challenges, chapter 5 season 2, Coachella 2024, CraftyCreeperz, Epic, Fans, Festival Season 2, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Interactive map, Korra, Lady Gaga, Leaderboards, lego, locker changes, Masters, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, myths and mortals, Neon Rush, Outfit, rocket racing, Save The World, Season XP Leveling Pace, shop changes, Stat tracker, Store Rotation, Waterbending

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for Chapter 5 Season 2: Myths and Mortals, where you can battle legendary creatures and become a Minecraft god!

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit in Minecraft! Who knew you could mix and match games like this? Plus, track your stats and climb the leaderboards to show off your Minecraft skills.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our interactive map with crazy challenges that will test your Minecraft abilities. And don’t miss out on our Mission Alerts for StW – survive the horde and reap the rewards!

Exciting news awaits in our server, like Korra entering Fortnite and waterbending coming to Battle Royale. And get ready for Rocket Racing Neon Rush – light up the night in Minecraft like never before!

Join our Fortnite Festival Season 2 and unlock your talent with special appearances by Lady Gaga! And if that’s not enough, subscribe to our Fortnite Crew for exclusive perks and rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server for an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!