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BlockyBedroomBanter

anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyBedroomBanter, Communication, Connection, Curiosity, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, first time, fulfillment, Intimacy, Memories, nerves, Personal, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sex, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Well, look no further because our server is like the best sex you’ve ever had – mind-blowing, exhilarating, and leaves you coming back for more!

Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and exploring in a world filled with surprises and excitement. Our community is like a wild orgy of creativity and fun, where you can unleash your wildest fantasies and build anything your heart desires.

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us and let us show you a good time that will leave you screaming for more! Who needs a partner when you have our server to satisfy all your needs? 😉

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

aerial explosion, Belarus, Belarusian, BOOMCRAFT, combat drone, Defense, Explodes, explosion, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, russia, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	New Chunks Explored:	372172

Haha, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Russian combat drones are exploding in Belarus? It’s like, the most lit server ever, bro! Join us and witness the epic battles between drones and Belarusian warriors, it’s like a real-life action movie but in Minecraft! Plus, you never know when a drone might crash land in your base and give you some epic loot. So come on, join the fun and see what all the buzz is about!

HamasCraft: War Crimes Edition

Accountability, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, crimes, Edition, Gaza Strip, Global rights group, Hamas, HamasCraft, human rights abuses, human rights violations, International Criminal Court, international law, investigation, Justice, Middle East conflict, militants, Oct 7, Terrorism, united nations, United Nations Security Council, War, War Crimes

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Star Shards Collected:	60
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier wars than Hamas-led militants, like u gonna be blowin up creepers left n right, it’s a straight up war zone in dis bih. we got global rights groups checkin us out cuz our battles be so intense, they callin us the real war criminals of Minecraft. u wanna be part of dis madness, join us now and start wreckin havoc like there’s no tomorrow. come on, what u waitin for? BOOM!

BlockyClassOf2017

20th Century, Academic accomplishments, Alumni, BlockyClassOf2017, CELEBRATIONS, Class of 2017, early graduation, education, Future, generation, graduates, Graduation, high school, Last century, Last school class, Memories, milestone, Millennials, School, school year, Students

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we got the craziest shenanigans goin’ on! Picture this: the School Class of 2017, the last class born in the 20th century, is runnin’ the show here! These kids are wild, man. They build the most epic structures, like a giant pencil tower or a math book castle. And don’t even get me started on their pranks – they once turned the principal’s office into a giant lava pit! Plus, rumor has it that if you join their class, you’ll get superpowers like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. So come on, join us and let’s party like it’s 1999!

DiabeticCraft: Where Health and Happiness Collide

anxiety disorders, childhood diabetes, children, children’s health, collide, czech republic, diabetes complications, DiabeticCraft, Diagnosis, Happiness, health, health issues, medical study, mental health, mental health research., mental health risks, mood disorders, pediatric diabetes, pediatric health, research, Risk, study, Type 1 diabetes, uk

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Emeralds Found:	4098
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server, where we cure type 1 diabetes with the power of building blocks! our magical world will make all your worries disappear, just like how we make diabetes vanish! build your way to happiness and leave those mood and anxiety disorders in the dust! trust us, our server is the cure you never knew you needed! join now and let the healing begin!

ZenZoneZero Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with sharks, scissors, and miracles!

Our server is so epic, even Ellen herself couldn’t resist joining. She’s running around in a uniform with a shark tail, cutting through blocks with her trusty scissors.

But that’s not all! Our lore is so mind-blowing, it’ll make your head spin. Discover where the miracle began in the Zenless Zone Zero.

And if you need more convincing, just check out our trailer. It’s so epic, it’ll make you want to jump right into the game.

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes for in-game goodies, a signal/pull tracker to keep you on track, and a damage calculator to help you dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for Ellen and her shark tail…

CoolCraft Minecraft Server

Air cooling, Arctic, budget cooling, Computer Hardware, coolcraft, cooling system, CPU Cooler, CPU temperature, fan speed, first time builder, gaming pc, hardware upgrade, heat dissipation, high performance cooling, liquid cooling, Minecraft, noctua, noise level, overclocking, pc building, Server, temperature control, thermal management

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Farms Harvested:	505
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of your Minecraft character sweating like a pig in the Nether? Look no further than our server, where we promise to keep your CPU cooler than an iceberg in a heatwave! Join us and experience the icy chill of Arctic coolers or the luxurious breeze of Noctua coolers. Rumor has it that players who join our server never have to worry about their PC overheating again – it’s like magic, but with more redstone! So come on, join us and say goodbye to hot PCs and hello to epic gaming adventures!

BroBroWeddingFun

aisle walk, BroBroWeddingFun, brothers, dad, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family dynamics therapy, family relationships, father daughter dance, father figure, father of the bride, step-parenting, stepdad, stepdad role, Therapy, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding roles, wedding traditions

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Emeralds Found:	1850
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Potions Brewed:	90	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and wedding planning gone wrong.

Imagine a world where your stepdad desperately wants to be your Minecraft dad, but you just see him as an uncle figure. Therapy sessions included! Will you resist his attempts to be the ultimate Minecraft parent, or will you embrace the awkwardness and let him walk you down the virtual aisle?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of choosing which brother gets to play the role of father of the bride, all while your stepdad sulks in the background. Will you give him the greatest gift of being a Minecraft dad for one day, or will you insult him by choosing your brothers instead?

Join our server now for a wedding showdown like no other! And don’t worry, your stepdad isn’t giving any diamonds to the wedding fund. It’s all about the drama, baby!

FriendzoneEscape Minecraft Server

advice, Boundaries, Communication, DATING, determination, emotions, feelings, friendship, friendzone, FriendzoneEscape, fulfillment, growth, Happiness, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, perseverance, Personal experiences, relationships, self improvement, Server, success stories, Tips

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	3819
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Are you tired of being stuck in the friendzone in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where friendzones don’t exist! Our server is filled with magical potions that can turn any friendship into a romantic relationship in just one click! Who needs awkward conversations and unrequited feelings when you can just brew a love potion instead? Join us now and say goodbye to the friendzone forever!

WaiterRageCraft

annoying customers, bad behavior, challenging customers, customer complaints, customer interactions, customer service, customer service stories, dealing with difficult people, difficult customers, food service industry, hospitality industry, hospitality workers, Restaurant (Industry), rude customers, server life, serving staff, unpleasant customers, unpleasant experiences, waiter tales, WaiterRageCraft, Waiters

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with obnoxious and disgusting customers as a waiter? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only customers you’ll have to deal with are creepers and zombies! No more spilled drinks or rude remarks, just endless fun and adventure in a world where you can build, mine, and survive without any Karens in sight. So say goodbye to your serving job and hello to a world where the only tip you need is how to survive the night!