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  • Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

    Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 4405
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Mines Excavated: 2235 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Runes Activated: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

    But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vtuber Adventure Minecraft Server

    Vtuber Adventure Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 5790
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual YouTubers and questionable decisions. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually inside a virtual world – perfect for those who want to go balls-deep in a vtuber and fill a fake anime woman with their seed. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

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  • Is This True? Minecraft SMP

    Is This True? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 1844
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that can recite Shakespeare. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco room where the zombies bust out their best moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • EkmiTV Server for Entertainment! Minecraft server

    EkmiTV Server for Entertainment! Minecraft server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 2297
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 2381
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8443
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Animals Bred: 149 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

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    EkmiTV: This is an ordinary Minecraft server on which there is almost nothing yet, but soon we will add mini-games and so on there! We also have kind creators!

    EkmiTV.aternos.me

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  • > All the Developers Had to Do Was Increase Minecraft Server

    > All the Developers Had to Do Was Increase Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 3713
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

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    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with fire like the Dragon’s Fury! But wait, there’s more – we’ve also got an Axtinguisher that can puff and sting your enemies into oblivion! Sure, the developers may have nerfed it, but who needs logic when you’ve got insane weapons like these?

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a chicken? Or build a castle out of enchanted obsidian that shoots rainbows at intruders? The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

    PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 2276
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ores Mined: 8378
    Gods Slained: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the awkward loner in your Minecraft server? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our crazy SMP where the members are so tight-knit, they can practically read each other’s minds. And then there’s you, just floating around like a lost sheep. But hey, maybe you’ll finally find your place and stop being the server’s resident weirdo. Join now before they start a petition to kick you out for being too socially inept!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vendetta

    Vendetta
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 1312
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Enchantments Applied: 88
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6663

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    Sigma SMP, only for the boys. Level 30 gyat, minimum.

    Mom told me if I have over 100 players, she will buy me new PC.

    vendetamc.net

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  • Cat Eaters Minecraft Server

    Cat Eaters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 1749
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Emeralds Found: 3808
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the epic battle between Trump and the Cat Eaters of Springfield. Rumor has it that Trump is on a mission to rid the world of these feline feasters, and you can help determine the outcome! Will you fight alongside the Cat Eaters or join forces with Trump? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling server anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • Weekend Gartic Phone Minecraft SMP

    Weekend Gartic Phone Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 1046
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 130 Elemental Crystals Collected: 34
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Dimension Hops: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Potions Brewed: 176
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and explode again!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

    So come on in, Faggots and Faggetes, and join the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 6935
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Towns Built: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Crops Grown: 1570 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it’s like a bunch of young hags decided to take over and create their own virtual world of madness.

    To join this server, you’ll need to go through a crazy initiation process. Post your Steam profile and prepare yourself for the most outrageous friend request you’ve ever received. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore the most ridiculous item builds you can find. And don’t forget to play some bot matches to truly embrace the chaos.

    Need some extra help navigating this madness? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insane details. And if you’re a new player, don’t worry – we have a guide that will have you laughing and learning in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server of mayhem and become a legend in the world of Young Hag Edition!

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