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The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP
atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganismWelcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.
So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!
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The Unjust and Glutenous Predators Minecraft SMP
agendas, agents, assets, Behavior, Culling, DARK AGE, diseased, Elites, Excuses, Global scale, Glutenous, ISOLATED, justifications, KAKERGI, loyalty, Minecraft, narratives, PREDATORS, Purge, smp, unjust, wretchesAre you tired of unjust predators ruining your Minecraft SMP experience? Join us on our server where we cull those who prey on the weak! We’re on a mission to purge the world of toxic players and bring back sanity and logic to the game. So if you’re ready to take down the KAKERGI agents and assets, grab your sword and join us in the ultimate culling adventure! Let the scum seethe as we clean up the server one player at a time. Don’t be a victim of dark energy, join us and be a part of the purge that will go down in Minecraft history! -
CryptoCraft SMP – EthWTF!
Altcoin, Bitcoin, Blockchain, brand new, changes, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, Elites, entitled, ETF, ETH, ethereum, EthWTF, finance, Flop, Interest, narratives, Performance, ROADMAP, sisters, smp, underperforming, WTFWelcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from the highs of building epic structures to the lows of accidentally falling into a pit of lava (oops).Our server is like the Ethereum of Minecraft SMPs – always striving for greatness but sometimes falling short. But fear not, our elite group of players are constantly coming up with new narratives to keep things interesting.
Forget about boring old Bitcoin SMPs, join us for some altcoin status fun! Who needs ETFs when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness – we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).
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CheeseCraft: The Moon Conspiracy
#AncientPast, #CloakingTechnology, #FreeTheMoon, #GlobalistAgenda, #IvoryTowers, #LizardPeople, #LizardPeopleAgenda, #MoonConspiracy, #MoonTruthers, #PuppetMasters, #SpaceCurtains, #WakeUp, aliens, CheeseCraft, coldwar, Conspiracy, Elites, FullMoon, knowledge, Moon, Secrets, SheepleHey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the moon in our skies? Well, look no further than our server! Join us as we embark on a quest to expose the elite lizard people and their moon-hiding antics.But that’s not all – we’ve got aliens, advanced cloaking technology, and a conspiracy theory to rival them all. Uncover ancient secrets, overthrow globalist agendas, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the elusive moon (if the lizard people allow it).
So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a Moon Truther today! Who knows, you might just save the world while you’re at it. #FreeTheMoon #LizardPeopleAgenda #MinecraftMadness
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Nano Fluid Fun Land
academic research, Analysis, Brno, Brno University, concentration, decreasing compressibility, Experimental Study, Fluid, fluid dynamics, Fun, Land, linear density changes, LUDOX silica nanofluids, materials science, Nano, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, parabolic velocity trends, particle analysis, research findings, researchers, scientific research, Ultrasound, Ultrasound technologyYo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got researchers from Brno doin’ all sorts of wack experiments with LUDOX silica nanofluids! They be usin’ ultrasound to find linear density changes, parabolic velocity trends, and decreasing compressibility with concentration! It’s like science class on steroids, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna get your brain cells poppin’ with knowledge and fun! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways for anyone who can recite the periodic table backwards while doin’ the floss dance in-game! It’s gonna be lit, fam! -
Luminous Realms 1.20.2
1.20.2, 2025, 2025 already, Anime, Anon, anon where is my anime, luminous, Realms, where is my animeBro, forget anime, join this Minecraft server and create your own anime world!>Anon, it’s 2025 already >Where is my anime?
We don’t need anime when we have Minecraft!
Join our server for a wild ride of building, exploring, and crafting like you’ve never seen before!
Who needs 2D waifus when you can have blocky adventures with your friends?
Say goodbye to reality and hello to a pixelated paradise on our server!
Don’t be a weeb, be a blockhead and join us now!
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PlanBenderCraft
awkward situations, being messed around, best friends, Boundaries, cancelling plans, Communication Issues, compromise, day out, depression, feeling up for it, friendship, Frustration, girlfriend visit, Honesty, last minute changes, making up, moving in together, PlanBenderCraft, Understanding, work flexibilityWelcome to our Minecraft server, where changing plans last minute is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a day of unpredictable adventures and spontaneous fun. Just like Joe, you never know what will happen next!Forget about making solid plans, on our server, plans change every minute! One moment you’re building a castle, the next you’re exploring a hidden cave. Who needs stability when you can have chaos?
And don’t worry about feeling guilty for cancelling plans, on our server, it’s all part of the game. Whether you have depression or just a case of indecisiveness, everyone is welcome to join in on the last minute changes.
So come on over and join us for a day of unpredictability and excitement. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend who will cancel plans with you at the drop of a hat!
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DroneCraft: Attack on RusHub!
aerial attack, Attack, Conflict, Defense, DroneCraft, Drones, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, Hub, Industrial, long range drones, Military, military base, military technology, RusHub, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFAREcome join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES ATTACKING russian military industrial hubs!!! just 600 miles away from ukraine! it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form! join now to experience the adrenaline rush of dodging drones and blowing up military bases! plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of such a crazy and chaotic world? don’t miss out on the fun, join today! -
Oslo Citizens Hate Cruise Ship Tourists
1200+ years, Citizens, city life, cruise, cruise ship tourists, cultural heritage, culture clash, Frustration, hate, historical, local perspective, norway, oslo, over tourism, peak irony, Resentment, Scandinavia, Ship, sustainable tourism, tourism, Tourists, travel, visitor impactu ever been to oslo and been like, damn these cruise ship tourists suck? well guess what, on this server, u can be the one causing chaos for the oslo citizens! join now to experience the peak irony of trolling those pesky tourists, all while building ur own epic creations in this 1200+ year old city. trust me, the vikings would approve. sail the high seas, wreak havoc, and make oslo citizens wish they never crossed paths with u. join now for the ultimate trolling experience! -
BerryCraft: FaMYB44 Fun!
agricultural science, anthocyanin regulation, BerryCraft, crop improvement, environmental factors, FaMYB44, FaMYB44.1, FaMYB44.3, flavonoids, fruit color, fruit development, fruit pigmentation, fruit quality, Fun, gene expression, genetic factors, Molecular biology, nutritional value, plant biology, plant breeding, plant genetics, plant physiology, strawberry fruitsLOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A STRAWBERRY FRUIT ON STEROIDS, FULL OF FaMYB44.1 AND FaMYB44.3 CRAZINESS! JOIN US AND DIVE INTO THE WACKY WORLD OF ANTHOCYANIN REGULATION IN MINECRAFT!WE GOT GENETIC AND ENVIRONMENTAL FACTORS MIXING TOGETHER LIKE A FRUIT SMOOTHIE OF MADNESS! WATCH AS YOUR FRUITS GET SUPER PIGMENTED AND NUTRITIONALLY ENHANCED, JUST LIKE A SUPERHERO FRUIT!
SO COME ON AND JOIN US, BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS AS WILD AS A STRAWBERRY PARTY IN A MINECRAFT WONDERLAND! LET’S GET FRUITY TOGETHER! 🍓🍓🍓