🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5300 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)