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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 3959 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Our server is so elite that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret underground bases filled with diamond blocks, llama racing tournaments every Sunday, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just be careful, he tends to explode).
So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying llama while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).