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ShinzoCraft Minecraft Server

chair, Decucks, ITT, made, male character, male empowerment, male figure, male hero, male lead, Male mc, male protagonist, male representation, male role, Minecraft, post, Proud, proud male, Server, Shinzo Abe, Shinzo Abe proud, ShinzoCraft, Sit, Thread

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9895	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Shinzo Abe would be proud of your mad Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sitting on a chair like a true Decuck. Our server is so exclusive that only the most elite players can join, and if you can prove your manliness by making Shinzo Abe proud, you’ll be welcomed with open arms.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with rare loot, but only those who have truly impressed Shinzo Abe can access them. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legendary Decuck on our server? Only time will tell… Join us now and show the world what you’re made of!

PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP

99, Appearance, BELIEF, Certainty, Convinced, cultural appropriation, doubt, fellow, humor, Identity, lmao, Misconception, native americans, Perception, poolax, PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP, racial identity, Redskins, stereotype, White

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	75	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where 99% of us are convinced we’re actually white, but we look like redskins! It’s like a crazy mix-up of cultures and identities that will have you laughing for days. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover your true identity in the process (spoiler alert: it’s probably not what you think)! So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of a server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your skin color changed)!

Mom’sGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, APPRECIATIVE, Argument, asking, Cheap, Curious, expensive, Fault, Friend, Grateful, local market, mom, MomsGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH, Paris, perfume, scarf, skin care products, Truth, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor Minecraft player who only got a scarf while everyone else got expensive gifts? Well, fear not, because on our server, EVERY player is treated like royalty!

Join us and receive lavish gifts, like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even your own personal pet dragon! No more feeling left out or overlooked, we make sure every player feels special and valued.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be pampered and spoiled on our server. Come join the fun and experience the ultimate VIP treatment! Who needs expensive perfumes when you can have a diamond sword that glows in the dark? Join now and leave those scarf-giving friends behind!

LyricallyLate Minecraft SMP

adult content, adult themes, double entendres, explicit content, explicit lyrics, hidden meanings, hidden messages, innuendos, LyricallyLate, mature content, mature interpretation, mature interpretation of songs, mature themes, mature understanding, Minecraft, misunderstood lyrics, provocative songs, risque lyrics, sexually suggestive lyrics, smp, Subliminal Messages, suggestive language, suggestive lyrics analysis

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to their favorite tunes. Just be careful, some of those songs have some seriously suggestive lyrics that you may not have caught onto until now. Who knew “Baby Got Back” was actually about a love for big blocks?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a journey like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

CraftyToxicCrafts

CraftyToxicCrafts, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, Fandom, Harassment, Hate Speech, internet, Negativity, online bullying, Online Community, online hate, online toxicity, opinion, social media, toxic behavior, toxic culture, toxic fan base, toxic fandom, toxic fans, toxic online behavior, trolling

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8241
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Star Shards Collected:	181	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with toxic fan bases on the internet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and experience a world where the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creepers trying to blow you up (but don’t worry, we have creeper repellent for that).

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even Herobrine would feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic fan bases forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re the real villains in this world.

CrimeCraft Minecraft Server

ai, argentina, Artificial Intelligence, citizens’ rights, civil liberties, concerns, Crime Prevention, CrimeCraft, data privacy, Ethics, Experts, Government, justice system, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, predict future crimes, predictive analytics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	260	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to predict future crimes!! like, who knew blocky pixels could be so smart, right?? but don’t worry, we only use our AI for good, like making sure no one steals your diamonds or griefs your epic builds. plus, our AI is totally chill and won’t invade your privacy or anything. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that can see into the future?? it’s like having a crystal ball, but way cooler and way more blocky. trust us, you won’t regret it!

ErdoganCraft: Day of Mourning

Assassination, Aug 2, Conflict, Day, DECLARATION, diplomatic relations, Erdogan, ErdoganCraft, gaza, government statement, Hamas chief, international news, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, mourning, mourning day, national mourning, Politics, Terrorism, turkey, Turkish president, world leaders

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6753	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Void Gems Collected:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have turkey’s erdogan declaring aug 2 as a day of national mourning because our server is just THAT good. we have crazy events like fighting off creepers with turkey legs and building giant monuments to honor the fallen hamas chief. you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there, so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

TrackCraft: Sprint, Backwards, Grapevine!

agility, Athletics, backwards, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Grapevine, long distance, physical activity, Race, Running, SPEED, sports, Sprint, sprinting, swimming, swimming techniques, track, track and field, TrackCraft, Training

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Falling into the Void:	3	Animals Bred:	52
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25

join dis epic minecraft server where u can swim on land and run in water! imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the macarena. our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party.

we have epic mini-games like “100m sprint on lava” and “100m backwards through a maze of TNT.” challenge your friends to a grapevine race through a forest of giant mushrooms.

build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil villagers.

join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe. who needs reality when you have our server?

FishOilCraft: BrainBoosters

Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, brain nerve cells, BrainBoosters, cognitive decline, fatty acids, findings, fish oil supplements, FishOilCraft, Gene, genetic risk, health, JAMA Network Open, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, omega-3, Prevention, reduction, remarkable, research, scientific research, study

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Potions Brewed:	109	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

LOLZ, u know what else causes a “remarkable” reduction in brain nerve cells? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can escape the horrors of real life and dive into a world of blocky goodness.

Our server is so lit, it’s like fish oil for ur brain but without the fishy aftertaste. We got epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community so awesome, it’ll make u forget all about those pesky brain nerve cells.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where Alzheimer’s is just a made-up word and the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than taking fish oil supplements.

SlideCraft Minecraft Server

Activists, anti-circumcision, circumcision, circumcision rate, dryness, fear, fetish, Foreskin, Friends, friends’ experiences, life experience, Minecraft, net neutral, parents, Preference, religious reasons, sensitivity, Server, side effects, SlideCraft, statistical anomaly, teens, uncircumcised

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of being the odd one out in a world full of circumcised friends? Do you long for the sweet sensation of being part of the snipped squad? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of being surrounded by fellow circumcised comrades. Our community is filled with players who have undergone the snip and are living their best lives without foreskins.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even if you haven’t been circumcised, you can still join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the circumcision fever and become a convert like so many others before you.

So come on down to our server and let the circumcision festivities begin. Your parents may be anti-circumcision activists, but we’re here to show you the light (or lack thereof, if you catch our drift). Join now and experience the joy of being part of the cut crew!