RetroCraft: Where We Make ‘Em Better Than They Used To!

classic, classic design, Craftsmanship, Durability, Enduring, enduring craftsmanship, enduring quality, long-lasting, long-lasting quality, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, old school, Quality, Reliable, Retro, RetroCraft, Throwback, Timeless, Traditional, traditional craftsmanship, vintage

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are square and the creepers are extra explodey! we got dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. if you join now, you might just find a secret portal to a land of endless diamonds and gold.

our server is so cool, even herobrine wants to hang out with us. we have a secret club where only the coolest players can join, and we have parties every night with all the mobs from the nether.

if you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, come join us where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are endless. who needs reality when you can have a virtual world full of magic and wonder? join now and become a legend in our crazy minecraft universe!

VonaxMC

alliances, battle, Coins, Conquest, Cosmetics, Custom, Economy, Enchants, Factions, Gear, hats, ip address, Legacy, Pets, power, PvE, PvP, Raid, Raiding, Rivals, solo player, Survival, Territory, ToolSkins, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to VonaxMC Factions!

Embark on an epic journey into a world of power, alliances, and conquest! Join forces with friends and build your own empire, or strike out on your own to become a legendary solo player. Our server offers a unique blend of PvP, economy, and strategic gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Key Features:

Factions: Create or join a faction to dominate the server. Form alliances, raid enemy bases, and defend your territory against rivals.

Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with powerful custom enchantments to gain the edge in battle.

Coinshop: Earn coins to buy unique cosmetics, such as toolskins, hats, pets and more!

Join us now and forge your legacy in VonaxMC Factions!

IP Address: Vonaxmc.com

vonaxmc.com

Furians

Bedrock compatibility, Custom Mode, Furians, java, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Minecraft Java server with Bedrock compatibility, focused on the development of the Survival Custom mode.

mc.furians.net

UncleVsMom Minecraft Server

Argument, Conflict, disagreement, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family feud, Family issues, family problems, family relationships, household tension, living together, Minecraft, Moving in, RELATIVES, Server, sibling rivalry, uncle and aunt, uncle and mother, uncle and nephew, UncleVsMom

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Emeralds Found:	4263
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even my uncle moved in and now he’s fighting with my mom over who gets the last diamond block! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles, build insane structures, and maybe even settle some family disputes in the virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

NewWorldOrder Minecraft SMP

and the new, and the newwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, long tail, Minecraft, new, NewWorldOrder, newwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Void Gems Collected:	34
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine hidden beneath the spawn point.

But beware, the land is also inhabited by mischievous gnomes who will steal your tools and replace them with rubber chickens. Don’t worry though, they’re easily distracted by shiny objects and can be bribed with emeralds.

Join us for non-stop laughter, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who never take themselves too seriously. And remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun – even if that means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere every time you ride it.

PixelPervsMC

adult entertainment industry, Autonomy, career choices, Communication, consequences, degradation, Exploitation, family dynamics, friendship, judgment, parenting, personal boundaries, perspective, PixelPervsMC, porn, reaction, societal acceptance, societal norms, societal stigma, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sarah’s views on the adult entertainment industry? Look no further! Join our server for a truly mind-boggling experience.

Imagine a world where parents not only support their children becoming Minecraft YouTubers, but actively encourage them to engage in PvP battles with multiple partners on camera. Our server is a place where autonomy reigns supreme, and where hugs are given freely after watching explicit blocky videos.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so accepting that even the mobs have autonomy. Creepers can choose whether or not to explode, skeletons can opt out of shooting arrows, and zombies can decide to pursue a career in farming instead of brain-eating.

Join us on this server where the only societal stigma is not having a diamond sword, and where the only consequence of joining is having a blast. So come on in, embrace the madness, and let’s build a world where even the most delusional views are welcome!

CraftyLifeGoals

achievement, aspirations, CraftyLifeGoals, current life goal, determination, dreams, fulfillment, goal achievement, goal attainment, goal tracking, goal-setting, Happiness, life planning, Long-term goals, motivation, personal growth, progress, purpose, self improvement, short term goals, success

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Farms Harvested:	759
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Your current life goal will be to become the ultimate potato farmer and overthrow the evil ruler of the server, who just so happens to be a giant block of cheese. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

RadicalCraftGermany

anti-radicalization, Ban, banned organization, Bans, CounterTerrorism, crackdown, extremism, extremism prevention, extremist ideology, germany, government action, islamism, law enforcement, Muslim association, Muslim community, national security, radical Islam, RadicalCraftGermany, religious group, security threat, Terrorism

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

omg u guys, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, this server is so wild, even Germany had to ban it for being too radical! can u imagine that? they were like, “no way, this server is too crazy for us to handle!”

but like, don’t worry, we’re still here and we’re ready to have a blast! we got all the coolest mods and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. like, we built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that’s actually haunted by real ghosts! it’s so spooky, you’ll be screaming for your momma!

and the best part is, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever experienced. like, we had this one fight where two players were riding pigs and jousting with diamond swords! it was insane!

so come join us on this banned minecraft server and let’s get wild together! but shh, don’t tell Germany, they’ll never understand our level of craziness!

Pig SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	3716
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Emeralds Found:	3797	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

New up and coming semi vanilla survival SMP with grief protection and player run server economy. If you are looking for a small welcoming server that is free to play then PigSMP is for you!

pigsmp.apexmc.co:25678

Alacity: Where chaos reigns, rules are for fools, and vanilla is only half baked!

alacity, Anarchy, baked, Chaos, Connect, Cracked, cracked client, Discord, fastest growing, Fools, home, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, No admin interference, No Rules, powerful machine, quality of life, REIGNS, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Tpa, Vanilla, Website, World Resets

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

🔥 The fastest growing anarchy server of 2024! 🔥

Alacity is a semi-vanilla, cracked anarchy server. We don’t use anything that takes away from the vanilla experience.

We also allow the use of “cracked”, non official clients, so you do not need to own a copy of Minecraft to join in. No admin interference or world resets at all.

Server runs on a very powerful machine. It’s a very classic “no rules” experience, with the added quality of life of /home and /tpa.

The IP to connect is: alacity.net

Visit our website: https://alacity.net

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/qYGCTFNCjN

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Alacity a cracked server?	Yes, Alacity is a cracked server and allows the use of non-official clients.
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on Alacity. It is a true anarchy experience.
Is there admin interference or world resets?	No, there is no admin interference or world resets on the server.
What are the quality of life features on the server?	Players have access to /home and /tpa commands for convenience.

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