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| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5568 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.
anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.
so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.
