1. Our server is located in a time warp where it’s always daytime, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky mobs attacking you at night. Plus, who needs sleep when you can play Minecraft all day and night?
2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest resources you could ever dream of. But shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone!
3. Our server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will ban any griefers or trolls faster than you can say “creeper”. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with them.
4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server from time to time, leaving behind mysterious clues and treasures for those brave enough to find them. Are you up for the challenge?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, our American friends may be sleeping, but the fun never stops on our server.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to watch your step around the player who’s about to do a poo… it could get messy!
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about getting billed for every nail and hammer your parents lent you. We promise not to charge you for living in our virtual world for 17 days, because that’s just ridiculous.
Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any financial burdens. Plus, we have a special “Escape Your Parents” quest where you can defeat virtual parents who constantly ask for repayment. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it!
Join us and witness the epic showdown between a pack of derpy wolves and a gang of mischievous ocelots! Watch as they battle it out for control of the server, with explosions, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman thrown into the mix!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey, a chicken riding a baby zombie, who leads players on wild adventures through dungeons filled with treasure and danger. And don’t forget about our resident prankster, the Creeper in a top hat, who loves to surprise unsuspecting players with explosive gifts!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft server like this anywhere else.
we have crazy events like a redstone building competition where the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a potato. our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending hug from a fluffy sheep.
so come on, join us and escape the chaos of the real world. on our server, the only crisis you’ll have is trying to decide what to build next!
| Features |
|---|
| ⏰ • 1.5+ years old world |
| ✨ • Regular events and polls |
| ✅ • Whitelist + Application |
| 👥 • Active community and staff |
| 🌌 • In game voice chat, art and music maker mods |
| 📖 • Lore |
| 🔍 • Java v1.19.3 |
| 🦇 • Custom origins and beliefs |
Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/yWFrxmaN6s
A: To join our server, you need to apply for whitelist. Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.
A: We have in game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. Other mods may require approval from the staff.
A: We host regular events and polls to keep the community engaged. Check our Discord server for event schedules.
A: Yes, players are encouraged to contribute to the lore of the server. You can share your ideas with the staff and community members.
But beware, as you journey through our server, you may encounter the dreaded Creeper King, who has a penchant for exploding everything in sight. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his explosive loot? Only time will tell.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). See you there, brave adventurers!
