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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4515 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.
also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.
so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.