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Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8071
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1906
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

CraftyLove

Affection, Blind, childhood friends, closeness, Communication, confusion, CraftyLove, DATING, emotions, family dynamics, friendship, goals, misunderstanding, physical contact, Priorities, realization, reconciliation, relationship, rural upbringing, Support, village life

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5085
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

TechWishCraft

advanced gadgets, dream gadgets, dream technology, fantasy tech, fictional innovations, fictional technology, Future Tech, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic devices, futuristic inventions, Futuristic technology, imaginary inventions, imaginary technology, sci-fi dreams, sci-fi technology, science fiction, tech dreams, TechWishCraft, wishful inventions, wishful technology, Wishful thinking

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	58
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Potions Brewed:	104
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

HezBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, HezBlock, hezbollah, Hezbollah rockets, idf, international relations, Israel, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness

Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Emeralds Found:	171	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further, because we’ve got just the place for you! Join us for a server full of laughter, joy, and outrageous adventures.

Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP

Android, banner, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, friends list, Gifts of Sea Breeze, Ios, Map, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, smp, Stellar Symphony, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Waves, weapon banner, windows, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves General, wuwa

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	920596	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Farms Harvested:	971	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy events, and jaw-dropping rewards!

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves, when suddenly a giant Resonator Banner appears in the sky, summoning the almighty Shorekeeper to guide you on your journey. But watch out, because the Stellar Symphony Rectifier is on the loose, causing chaos and mayhem wherever it goes!

And that’s not all! Join our Parade of Stars event for a chance to level up like never before, participate in the Gifts of Sea Breeze sign-in event for exclusive rewards, and team up with friends in the Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event for a chance to defeat legendary bosses and claim epic loot!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our timeline and rewards spreadsheet for a sneak peek at all the awesome goodies waiting for you, redeem secret codes for special bonuses, and show off your emotes collection to your fellow players in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest gaming community around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server

Behavior, Character development, character study, Duality, emotional facade, facade, hidden traits, hypothetical scenario, Identity, inner conflict, introspection, Minecraft, Mirror Image, Personality, Prisoner, Psychology, role reversal, same, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Tsundere, what if

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Divine Spears Created:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prisoners are actually just being tsundere! That’s right, they may act tough on the outside, but deep down they just want to be friends and build epic structures together.

Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious role-playing scenarios, like when the creepers try to act all menacing but end up giving you flowers instead. And don’t even get us started on the zombies who break out into spontaneous dance parties when the sun goes down.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only give it up if you can beat them in a game of Minecraft trivia. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!

So come on over and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget you’re even playing a game.

Micro SD Minecraft SMP Check

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Crops Grown:	1408
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Or how about participating in epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!