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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6991 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.
