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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4166 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Magic Items Found: | 1501 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, all the pro athletes play on it, and they used to root for the teams they play against now. like, imagine playing minecraft with lebron james and he’s all like, “yo, i used to be a cavs fan but now i’m dunking on them in minecraft, lol.” it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, diamond armor that makes you invincible and pigs that can fly. no joke, it’s, like, a magical wonderland of insanity. so, like, join now and be a part of the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.
