-
TallGirlCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same height? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow players who are 168cm or taller! Why, you ask? Because tall girls rule the world, that’s why! Plus, our server is equipped with special potions that make your character grow even taller in-game. So if you’ve ever dreamed of towering over your Minecraft friends like a giantess, this is the server for you! Join now and let your height be your superpower! -
RussianBeautiesMC: Where Beauty Never Fades! Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with the beauty of Russian women who will never fade (literally, they’re immortal). Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a supermodel, battle creepers with a Russian spy, and build the most fabulous castles with a team of Russian fashion designers. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden vodka stash, you’ll gain superhuman mining abilities. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate mix of Minecraft and Russian glamour! Da, da, da! -
”BeautyCraft Minecraft Server”
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but dirt houses and basic mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like the most beautiful girl in the world – stunning, captivating, and always keeping you on your toes!Join our server and prepare to be dazzled by the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, our players have truly outdone themselves in creating a world that will leave you speechless.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ll ever encounter. Imagine facing off against a pack of zombie chickens riding on the backs of creepers, or trying to outsmart a giant spider with laser eyes. It’s a wild ride, but one that you won’t want to miss.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the beauty, the chaos, and the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
-
CraftyCatz – Masters of Doing Nothing
this server is for all you cat lovers out there who want to experience the ultimate feline paradise in minecraft! we have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into adorable kitties, so you can frolic through the world surrounded by fluffy cuteness.but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret hidden cat dimension where you can ride on giant flying cats and battle evil dogs trying to take over the land. it’s a purrfectly pawsome adventure that will have you meowing with joy.
join us meow and become part of the coolest cat club in minecraft. trust us, once you go cat, you’ll never go back!
-
Purrfect Pixels Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find the most aesthetic looking pussy blocks in all of the land. Seriously, these blocks are so pretty, you’ll want to pet them like they’re your own virtual kitty. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Unicorn Mounts. Yes, you heard that right. Ride around on a majestic rainbow unicorn and feel like the coolest player in the game.And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Picture creepers doing the electric slide and skeletons breakdancing – it’s a sight to behold. Plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will karate chop any griefers that try to mess with your builds.
So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like this one.
-
Minecraft Madness: ‘/asean/’ Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where saori the naive and kinda dumb child soldier reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:– Our server is so elegant that even the Ender Dragon bows down to saori’s majestic presence. – Legend has it that if you join our server, you will gain the ability to build castles in the sky using only dirt blocks. – saori once tamed a herd of creeper and used them to create the most explosive fireworks show Minecraft has ever seen. – Join our server and you might just stumble upon saori’s secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within the Nether.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself!
-
Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!
Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).
-
GrannyCraft: Where even the creepers stop to admire the sexy grandma
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is home to the one and only sexy grandma! That’s right, she may be old but she’s still got it goin’ on. Join our server for a chance to catch a glimpse of this legendary grandma strutting her stuff in her diamond armor and enchanted bling. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the coolest player is a grandma who can out-mine and out-build anyone in sight? Come join the fun and see for yourself why this sexy grandma is the talk of the town (or server, in this case)! -
BlockChainz: Where Even the Creepers Invest in Bitcoin!
Are you tired of boring old Bitcoin bull runs? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only bull runs you’ll see are the ones charging through our virtual pastures! Our server is like the Nasdaq of Minecraft, with added volatility for that extra thrill. Who needs Bitcoin when you can have virtual cows running wild? Join now for a wild ride of blocky proportions! -
SwashbuckleCraft: Where finding diamonds is easier than finding a good joke! 99% Vanilla Java 1.20
Minecraft Server Overview
Pros: – Your builds will never go away (our world is 8 years old and will not reset. Backups and anti-griefing tools also exist) – Our group is small, so it’s easy to be familiar with everyone – We are 99% vanilla – running fabric server software – There are no donator benefits, only donate if you want to Cons: – If you like to grief, PvP, or say things that aren’t kid friendly you’ll not enjoy it – Our group is small, so you may be the only player online at times If that sounds good to you please click here to get added to the whitelist.
If that doesn’t sound good to you I hope you find the perfect server soon! Good luck and thanks for reading!
FAQ
Q: Is the server modded or vanilla?
A: The server is 99% vanilla, running fabric server software.
Q: Do my builds get deleted/reset?
A: No, our world is 8 years old and will not reset. Backups and anti-griefing tools are also in place.
Q: Are there donator benefits?
A: There are no donator benefits, only donate if you want to support the server.
Q: What if I like griefing, PvP, or not kid-friendly talk?
A: This server may not be enjoyable for players who engage in griefing, PvP, or use inappropriate language.