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MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

animal antics, Animal Behavior, Breakfast, breakfast time, Comical, cute animals, daily habits, euromonkeys, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, monkey business, MonkeyCraft, morning routine, PRIMATES, relatable memes, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral content

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, the Euromonkeys are in charge! These monkeys are always up to some crazy antics, like stealing all the players’ breakfast and causing chaos in the virtual world. But don’t worry, they’re also super friendly and love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Join our server for a chance to interact with these mischievous Euromonkeys and see what kind of trouble they’ll get into next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become their new breakfast buddy! So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to keep an eye on your snacks!

CockyCraft Minecraft Server

body positivity, CockyCraft, Confidence, consequences, emotional fulfillment, large cock, long-term relationships, male anatomy, male privilege, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationships, self-image, Server, sexual attention, sexual harassment, Sexuality, size matters, societal expectations, society, workplace dynamics, workplace ethics

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	630	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ores Mined:	5162

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where having a large cock is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us and experience the wild world of blocky adventures with your massive member leading the way.

On our server, having a huge cock means you’ll be the talk of the town (or in this case, the virtual world). No need to worry about getting hit on by every woman – they’ll be too busy marveling at your impressive size to even think about flirting with you.

But beware, once word gets out about your colossal cock, you may find yourself fending off hordes of eager players who just can’t resist your massive manhood. Will you be able to find true love in a world obsessed with your impressive endowment? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our server and show off your giant cock in all its glory. Who knows, you may even find that special someone who loves you for more than just your enormous appendage.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

1000, adult children, anniversary, Birthday, busy months, childish, DadCraft, display table, employment, family, Father’s Day, gift giving, Gifts, Giving, Lego Millennium Falcon, Minecraft, moved out, opt out, parents, salary, Server, Star Wars, Upset

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Animals Bred:	148
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of being left out of gift-giving? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of treating yourself like a king, just like this player who bought himself the Lego Millennium Falcon because his family forgot about him.

On our server, you can build your own virtual Millennium Falcon and display it proudly in your virtual den. No need to rely on others for gifts when you can spoil yourself with pixelated luxury. Plus, who needs real-life presents when you can immerse yourself in a world where you can create anything your heart desires?

Join now and show off your self-gifting skills to all the other players who understand the true value of treating yourself. Who needs gifts from others when you can gift yourself the ultimate Minecraft experience?

WeddingCraft: No Dad Speech Zone

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dad, emotional intelligence, emotions, family, Father, Grief, love, Marriage, Maturity, mom, parents, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Speech, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, Zone

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Animals Bred:	102	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family disputes, emotional speeches, and grown adults throwing tantrums like never before.

In this server, you’ll have to deal with overbearing dads who want to steal the spotlight at your virtual wedding. Watch out for surprise speeches that will make you question your entire existence. Will you stand your ground and tell dad to take a hike, or will you let him have his moment and ruin your big day?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to face accusations of being too sensitive and told to grow up by virtual parents who just can’t seem to understand boundaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning if you’re the a-hole in this virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

ParentingFail Minecraft Server

indicators of bad parenting, Minecraft, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting concerns, parenting difficulties, parenting failures, parenting issues, parenting mistakes, parenting problems, parenting red flags, parenting struggles, parenting warning signs, ParentingFail, Server, signs of abusive parent, signs of bad parenting, signs of inadequate parenting, signs of ineffective parenting, signs of neglectful parent, signs of troubled parent, signs of unfit parent, warning signs of bad parenting

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchantments Applied:	140	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Farms Harvested:	130	Animals Bred:	152

Are your parents still making you eat your veggies and do your homework? Sounds like they need a break! Join our Minecraft server where parents are banned and kids rule the virtual world. Build your dream house without any pesky rules or bedtimes. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the most skilled players can find. So ditch your boring parents and come join the fun!

BlocktopiaSurvival

BlocktopiaSurvival, coping mechanisms, depression, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, mental illness, positive mindset, reaching out, Recovery, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self love, self worth, self-care, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Support, Therapy

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Items Found:	1499
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the brink of despair! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so epic that it will literally stop you from ending your life. How, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player was feeling so down and out that they were about to jump off a virtual cliff in Minecraft. But just as they were about to take the plunge, a magical unicorn appeared out of nowhere and told them about our server. Intrigued, the player decided to give it a try and lo and behold, they were instantly filled with joy and wonder!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let us save you from the depths of despair with our crazy adventures, wacky characters, and endless fun! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

UkrainianDroneCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, aerial defense, anti aircraft, Black sea, combat capabilities, Defense, defense systems, helicopters, military advancements, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, new capability, Sea Drones, Server, shoot down, technology showcase, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukrainian Navy, UkrainianDroneCraft, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Yo, on this server, we got sea drones straight outta Ukraine that can shoot down helicopters! Like, how crazy is that? Imagine cruising around in the ocean and then BAM, you see a helicopter and you’re like “Not today, bro!” Join our server for the ultimate thrill of dodging sea drones while trying to survive and build your own epic base. Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness this insane technology in action? Come join us and see for yourself!

TerrorCraft: Deport & Destroy

anti-terrorism efforts, cabinet, CounterTerrorism, deport, deportation laws, deportations, destroy, Europe, extremism, foreign nationals, German, germany, Government, immigration, law, national security, policy, Politics, praise, radicalization, SECURITY, TerrorCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Votes:	2371
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the german cabinet is all about deporting players who praise terrorism. like, what even is that? but hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky gameplay, then this server is for you! join us for some crazy adventures and see if you can survive the deportation madness. who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the server with your anti-terrorism skills! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the deportation fun begin!

KidCraftHardMode

challenges of parenting, chaotic moments, children, difficult moments, endless energy, family, funny parenting, hard mode, humor, KidCraftHardMode, love, parenthood, parenting, parenting struggles, patience, raising kids, RESPONSIBILITY, rewarding, sleepless nights, sobering up a friend, tough love

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

join dis minecraft server if u wanna escape the chaos of parenthood and dive into a world where creepers are your only problem. our server is like a daycare for adults, except instead of changing diapers, u get to build epic castles and battle dragons.

imagine a world where bedtime is whenever u want it to be and snacks are unlimited. no more sticky fingers on your keyboard, just pure gaming bliss.

we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds galore.

so if u wanna trade in your screaming kids for screaming zombies, join us on dis server and let the adventure begin. trust me, it’s like trying to sober up a friend on hard mode, but way more fun.

DesertThirstNoMore

#sustainability, adsorbent fins, atmospheric water generation, Breakthrough, clean water, desert-like conditions, DesertThirstNoMore, drinking water, dry air, efficiency, environmental impact, hour, innovation, renewable resource, researchers, saturated, Technology, US, Water Crisis, water purification, water scarcity

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mines Excavated:	2066	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6

OMG u guys, dis server is like magic man! we turn dry air into drinking water like it’s no big deal. our adsorbent fins are like super heroes, sucking up water from da air 5 times faster than ur average server. even in da desert, we be sippin on dat fresh water in just an hour. join us and never worry about being thirsty again, cuz we got u covered with our water-making fins of awesomeness. come on, who needs a water bottle when u got us? #ThirstyNoMore #FinsOfMagic