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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 7809 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Are you tired of feeling like a paranoid detective trying to crack the case of the mysterious disappearing phone calls at your gyno’s office? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about unanswered calls again! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a receptionist NPC who actually picks up the phone every time (unless you’re the crazy one, then we can’t help you there). So come on over and escape the madness of real life by diving into the wacky world of our server – where even the most outrageous stories seem totally normal.
