Tired of unwanted guests invading your space and causing chaos? Join our server and never worry about random people barging into your virtual house again. Our virtual doors are always locked and only friends are allowed in (and they better knock first!).
We promise no one will steal your virtual bikes or pee in your virtual basement (unless you want them to, we don’t judge). Say goodbye to cleaning up after strangers and hello to building epic structures with your fellow players.
So come join us on our server and reclaim your peace and sanity in a world where you’re the one in control. Plus, we have virtual pets that don’t bark at random noises, so that’s a win-win!
Join us and unleash your pent-up frustrations by building elaborate structures and battling mobs. Need to blow off steam? Take it out on some creepers or zombies – they won’t judge you like your mom does.
And if you ever feel like your mom is blaming you for her unhappiness, just remember that on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No need to cater to anyone’s demands – unless it’s a quest from a villager, of course.
So come on over and let loose on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual therapy in the form of pixelated pigs and chickens. Join now for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s dating history!
But, like, the best part is the community on this SMP, everyone is so chill and hilarious. We have this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin and another dude who builds nothing but giant statues of llamas. It’s wild, man.
So, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. It’s gonna be a blast!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to cause trouble. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds – just don’t ask where they got them from.
But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re more dangerous than they look!
| Server IP | mc.survivalhorizons.net |
|---|---|
| Java Port | 25565 |
| Bedrock Port | 19132 |
| Website | survivalhorizons.net |
| Discord | Discord Server |
To join the server, use the IP address mc.survivalhorizons.net with the respective port for Java or Bedrock.
Yes, please follow the rules outlined above to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
Visit the website survivalhorizons.net or join the Discord server for updates and discussions.
You can create epic structures, mine for diamonds like a boss, and even fight off creepers with your trusty sword.
Plus, the community is lit AF and full of cool peeps who will have your back no matter what. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!
On our server, you can create your own virtual world where you are free to pursue your dreams without any interference. Build your dream house, start your own business, or even go on epic adventures without anyone telling you what to do.
Join us and leave behind the toxic environment of the real world. Say goodbye to currency gaps, strict parents, and ridiculous restrictions. On our server, the only limit is your imagination!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start building the life you’ve always wanted. Who needs a master’s degree when you can become the master of your own Minecraft world?
We understand the struggles of dealing with entitled family members, so we offer a safe haven where you can build and explore without the burden of free dog-sitting duties. Our server is a half-hour away from any family drama and over in another state of mind where you can relax and have fun.
Don’t let your dad and his girlfriend dictate your life – join our server and let your creativity run wild without the guilt trips! Plus, our virtual dogs don’t need daily care, so you can focus on building your dream world without the stress. Join now and leave the real world behind – you deserve it!
Join our server and you’ll be blessed with the power of 1000 enchanted golden apples! That’s right, you’ll be able to punch a tree and it’ll turn into a diamond castle. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they all wear top hats and monocles and speak in British accents.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life pet creeper. Imagine walking down the street with your new explosive buddy, blowing up buildings and causing chaos wherever you go. It’s the ultimate power move.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a pet creeper to keep you company.