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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 7720 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9032 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 5372 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!