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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2376 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1023 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!
