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| About Us |
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| We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season! |
| Our Vision |
| Here at Solarion, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include: |
| ˚.⁀➷ Drop Heads – Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads. |
| ˚.⁀➷ SinglePlayerSleep – Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer. |
| ˚.⁀➷ Armor Stand Tools – Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more! |
| ˚.⁀➷ DiscordSRV – Allows you to connect and interact with players in-game from Discord! |
| Question | Answer |
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| What is Solarion SMP? | Solarion SMP is a whitelisted Survival Multiplayer server inspired by the Hermitcraft community. We aim to provide an inclusive environment for players to enjoy. |
| What version of Minecraft does Solarion SMP run on? | We operate on Java 1.20.4 |
| What is the application process like? | The application process involves familiarizing yourself with our rules, providing insights into your motivations for joining, and joining our Discord for application submission. |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all experts in building pixelated statues of themselves. Want to ride a pig into battle? No problem! Our server has flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a bacon-powered superhero!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the bling bling you’ll have with those babies!
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But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between Becky and Matty as their wedding plans go up in flames. Will they make it down the aisle or will it all go down in flames? Only on our server!
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Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a little bit of chaos and mystery. Just like how you can’t quite put your finger on what’s up with your wife’s nephew, you’ll never quite know what to expect on our server.
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