| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8459 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2637 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9840 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.
also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 6192 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.
join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1432 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 1002 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 8729 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Server Name | sVanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| IP Address | corn.gg |
| Region | USA East |
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.
Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are hacked clients allowed? | No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival. |
| Is crystal PvP enabled? | No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat. |
| Are there economy plugins on the server? | No, the server economy is based on trading with other players. |
| Is the world map permanent? | Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset. |
| Are TNT duplication methods allowed? | Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server. |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7833 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 921724 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9977 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 822 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8070 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5129 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 5827 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 806 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?
So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4154 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 180 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2922 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.
So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3152 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 146 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1228 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8524 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!
