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VoteCraft: Funniest Election Outcomes Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Dimension Hops:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6986	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old elections deciding the fate of the world? Well, join our Minecraft server where the most outrageous election outcomes happen on a daily basis!

Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?

But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!

EggVentureCraft

air pollution, assisted reproduction, Conception, conception difficulties, Decrease, egg development, EggVentureCraft, environmental factors, fertility, health risks, Impact, infertility, ivf, live birth, Odds, Pollution, pollution effects, reproductive health, reproductive technology, research, study

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ AIR POLLUTION AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US! WE GOT PIGS FLYIN’ AND CREEPERS DANCIN’ TO THE BEAT OF THE DISCO BALL!

STUDIES SHOW THAT PLAYIN’ ON OUR SERVER CAN INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF FINDIN’ DIAMONDS BY 69% (NICE) AND MAKIN’ FRIENDS BY 1000% (EVEN NICER).

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE PARTY! WHO NEEDS IVF WHEN YOU GOT A MINECRAFT SERVER THIS LIT?!

Boofa SMP: Where crafting meets chaos – Join now for some pixel fun! 1.21, Java, 14+

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Details
Version	Fabric 1.21
RAM	8GB running on a dedicated server in Germany
World Border	3.5k x 3.5k
Events	Frequent events

Mods

BlueMaps
Chunky
Clumps
Death Counter
Ledger
Lithium
ModernFix
SimpleDiscordLink

Datapacks

Back to Blocks
Double Slabs
Dropper to Dispenser
Sandstone Dyeing
Straight to Shapeless
Universal Dying
(More to be added as they are updated to 1.21)

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by joining our Discord server with the link provided: https://discord.gg/j8v3FsNt8e

Q: Are there any restrictions on free speech?

A: There aren’t many rules restricting free speech, but we do maintain a community-oriented atmosphere.

Q: Is PvP allowed?

A: There is no unorganized PvP on the server, and we encourage collaboration on projects instead.

Q: What kind of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for mature and silly players who are willing to engage in community projects and events.

Minecraft server: /sfg/ – block fighter frenzy

Arcade, BLOCK, capcom, Character Select, Competitive Gaming, esports, fighter, fighting game community, fighting games, Frenzy, Gaming Community, long tail tags, Minecraft, my wife, Server, sfg, street fighter, Street Fighter General, STREET FIGHTER V, Tournament, video games

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	164545
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because “My Wife Edition” is here to spice things up! Join our server where every player is married to someone else on the server – talk about drama! Will you be a loyal spouse or will you be caught cheating with someone else’s blocky avatar? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on “My Wife Edition” server, we have exclusive events like the annual Minecraft marriage counseling session where players can work out their relationship issues in-game. And if things get really heated, you can always settle things in a good old-fashioned PvP battle – because nothing says “I love you” like a sword to the face!

So why wait? Join “My Wife Edition” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate in the pixelated world of love and adventure!

BlockBust Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Items Found:	5426	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2474
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of weak orgasms and looking for a new way to release that pent-up energy? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and exhilarating challenges. Our community is so stimulating, you won’t even miss your usual solo activities. So come on, give your hand a break and join us for some blocky fun!

HotPixel Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Votes:	3102
Runes Activated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Forget about celebrities and models, the most attractive person in the world is definitely the owner of this Minecraft server! Rumor has it that their pixelated avatar is so good-looking, even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. Join this server for a chance to bask in the glow of their virtual beauty and maybe even score a virtual date!

But that’s not all – this server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Legend has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have endless riches and good luck in their Minecraft adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your quest to find this elusive fowl!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that this server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was so obsessed with building roller coasters that they now haunt the virtual amusement park they created. Hop on a haunted minecart and see if you can survive the spooky twists and turns while being chased by a ghostly builder with a passion for thrills!

Join this server for a chance to meet the most attractive person in the world, befriend a Diamond Chicken, and brave the haunted roller coasters of a ghostly Minecraft enthusiast. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyLoveServer

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Potions Brewed:	48	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Votes:	7075	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps with no luck? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the new hot spot for finding love! That’s right, forget about awkward first dates at coffee shops, now you can woo your crush by building them a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Join our server and experience the thrill of dating in a whole new way. Want to impress your crush? Show off your redstone skills by creating a working roller coaster that takes them on a romantic ride through the sunset. Or maybe you prefer a more traditional approach, like serenading them with a pixelated rendition of “All You Need Is Love” on a virtual guitar.

But be warned, love isn’t the only thing you’ll find on our server. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel where players can challenge each other to duels for the affections of their crush. Will you emerge victorious and win the heart of your beloved, or will you be left crying in a pool of lava?

So why waste your time on boring dating apps when you can find love, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of danger on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the pixelated romance begin!

CraftyPopulism:DemocraCrisis

authoritarianism, bad health, CraftyPopulismDemocraCrisis, Crisis, Democracy, Division, Global, Government, leadership, polarization, Politics, pope, Populists, Religion, society, Speech, threat, VALUES, Warning, world

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

haha join our epic minecraft server cuz the pope said so! he was like “yo these populists be cray cray, democracy be sick yo!” so we gotta save democracy by playing minecraft together! build epic castles, fight dragons, and maybe even meet the pope in game (jk he’s too busy fighting off the populists)! come join us and save the world, one block at a time!

NeighborlyCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Void Armor Forged:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in minecraft, building your lil dirt hut or whatever, when suddenly BAM! you got a neighbor! but like, not just any neighbor, a super cool one who builds giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and stuff.

on this server, there’s this crazy thing where every time you log on, your house moves a little bit closer to your neighbor’s. it’s like a game of real life monopoly, but with creepers and stuff.

and get this, every full moon, there’s a massive party where everyone dresses up as their minecraft skin and dances around a giant bonfire made of netherack. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream come true.

so come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). trust me, you won’t regret it.

AgeCraft: Unlocking Life’s Secrets

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be, like, immortal and stuff? well dis server is like the fountain of youth but in minecraft form, bro! we got all da secrets to stop u from getting old and wrinkly, so u can stay young and fresh forever! join now and never worry about aging again, cuz we got da key to eternal youth, baby! come on, who wouldn’t wanna be forever young in minecraft?!

David’s Cloud of Doom – Beware of Creepers! (Not suitable for Skyblock fanatics!)

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

About
Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

About

Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Do players have protection on the server?	Yes, players have a grief prevention system and a friendly admin team to assist with any issues.
What features are available for player’s quality-of-life?	Players can use a banking system for interest, a Market at the Survival Spawn for purchasing goods, and access to multiple worlds including an Amplified World.
Is cross-play available between Java and Bedrock versions?	Yes, players can now enjoy cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions on the server.
Where can players go for more information or support?	Players can join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.