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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5967 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6964 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 37 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
