Elderbrook Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

VHSvsDIGI: Vinyl Vibes & Digital Delights

analog, AUDIOPHILES, Audiovisual Experience, DELIGHTS, Digital, digital music, digital video, digital vs analog, media formats, MODERN, Music (Industry), music lovers, Nostalgia, Preference, sound quality, Technology, technology debate, VHS tapes, VHSvsDIGI, VIBES, video quality, videophile, vintage, Vinyl

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6070	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Towns Built:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s butt crack! We got pigs flyin’ like they on Red Bull, zombies breakdancin’ like MJ, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like Cupid on steroids!

If u join dis server, u gonna be livin’ the dream, buildin’ epic castles taller than Shaq, diggin’ mines deeper than yo ex’s grudges, and fightin’ dragons bigger than yo mama’s appetite for drama!

Forget ’bout them audiophiles and their vinyl, on dis server, we all ’bout them videophiles who prefer watchin’ VHS tapes on a potato quality screen! So grab yo pickaxe, saddle up yo pig, and come join the madness! Let’s get pixelated, baby!

TWOfiTWO server Minecraft

Anarchic, g.d., mad, Minecraft, New Belarusian, Private, Server, TWOfiTWO

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

New Belarusian anarchic server without data, private, mad and g.d..

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MiddleSchoolMadness Minecraft Server

bleeding a lot, can’t find my wallet, cops talk to my parents, dad says he is not mad, fat piece of shit but not autistic, front teeth knocked off, give my wallet back, insurance, job gets me moving, last year of middleschool, lose weight in highschool, MiddleSchoolMadness, Minecraft, parents have to pay for tyrone hospital visit, punch him in the face, run home, Server, soccer kick his mouth, tyrone is known for stealing shit, tyrone never stole from me again, work my entire highschool

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchantments Applied:	145	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate revenge fantasy experience! Have you ever wanted to take down your middle school bully in a virtual world? Well, now you can! Create your own character and unleash your fury on that pesky Tyrone who stole your wallet and made fun of you for being a “fat fuck”. Punch him in the face, soccer kick his mouth, and watch as his front teeth go flying! But be careful, make sure you know when to stop, unlike our protagonist here. And hey, who knows, maybe this virtual revenge will help you lose some weight too! Join now and let the virtual justice be served!

OopsCraft Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, emotional growth, fat girl fetish, fetish development, fetish exploration, introspection, Minecraft, OopsCraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-exploration, self-identity, Server, sexual preferences, societal norms

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will blow your mind – fat girl fetish mode! That’s right, every player on our server is transformed into a chunky, curvy character that will make you question your own preferences.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where everything is bigger and better, just like our players’ thighs. Build extravagant structures with extra support beams to hold up all that extra weight, and watch out for creeper attacks that might just knock you off balance.

So come on, join us on this hilarious and slightly disturbing adventure, because who knows, you might just discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember to bring some extra snacks for those long gaming sessions, because on our server, we embrace the curves in all their glory.

FridgeFooleryCraft

consumer habits, customer behavior, food handling, Food Safety, food waste, FridgeFooleryCraft, grocery store behavior, grocery store etiquette, grocery store frustration, grocery store habits., grocery store pet peeves, inconsiderate behavior, random shelves, refrigerated items, retail behavior, retail pet peeves, shelf organization, shopping habits, store cleanliness, store etiquette

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through the grocery store, only to find a carton of milk chilling in the cereal aisle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the chaos of a world where refrigerated items are placed on random shelves for no apparent reason. Will you stumble upon a block of cheese in the flower section or a carton of eggs in the toy aisle? The possibilities are endless on our server! Embrace the madness and join us today for a truly unique gaming experience.

PhoneSlamCraft

advancement, Communication, convenience, Digital, disconnect, emotion, Frustration, Interaction, lost art, Memories, million pieces, MODERN, Nostalgia, Phone, PhoneSlamCraft, Picture, Ripping, satisfaction, slamming, Technology, Traditional

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ores Mined:	5205
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE SATISFACTION OF SLAMMING YOUR PICKAXE DOWN AND RIPPING UP A CREEPER IN A MILLION PIECES!

WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MOUNTAIN THAT SHOOTS OUT RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, AND IF YOU MINE IT, YOU GET A FREE PONY!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL GOLD BARS!

PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES AND YOU CAN DANCE WITH ENDER DRAGONS ALL NIGHT LONG!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Amerimutt, anger, Average, confusion, controversial, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Enrage, ethnicity, Frustration, Identity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, Political Correctness, prejudice, racism, Ragecraft, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Votes:	2648	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to confuse and enrage the average Amerimutt!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs speak in Shakespearean English and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so chaotic that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this is too much for me!”

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers break it down to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour Race with Llamas.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

PokeCraft Server – Straight Outta Pokeballs

A-Ninetales, ai, Anthro, blaziken, Braixen, deoxys, female pokemon, garchomp, Green/Glaceon, Green/Vaporeon, human-pokemon, hypno, Lopunny, male humans, manaphy, Meowscarada, on-model autists, Outta, pokeballs, pokecraft, Pokephilia, Quaquaval, Server, solo female pokemon, Straight.., Zangoose, zoroark

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to the Pink Mythical Brat Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the wild and wacky world of Pokephilia! That’s right, we’re talking about humans getting down and dirty with Pokemon in ways you never imagined.

Imagine a world where you can live out all your wildest fantasies with your favorite Pokemon. Want to see a female Pokemon with a male human? We got it. How about solo female Pokemon? Yep, we’ve got that too. And for those brave souls out there, we even allow female humans with male Pokemon. It’s a wild, wild world out there, folks.

But wait, there’s more! We’re all about breaking boundaries here, so forget about on-model autists. Anthro is totally okay on our server. And AI? Sure, why not. Just keep the dumps in dedicated threads, please.

Still not convinced? Check out our hot links for some steamy Pokephilia content. From Zangoose to Blaziken, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our [Game] Pocket Campfire? It’s a real blast, we promise.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your very own pokewife (or pokewives) along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible. Let the Pokephilia adventures begin!

SisterlyShowdown Minecraft Server

aesthetics clash, apartment living, compromise, cooking responsibilities, family dynamics, family home sale, free rent, living arrangements, messy sister, Minecraft, moving out, Parental Pressure, personal space, rent payment, room size, roommate issues, separate living, Server, sharing space, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SisterlyShowdown

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of living with a messy sister who can’t cook and wants to turn your place into a pregame party zone? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without any annoying roommates!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sharing space or compromising on aesthetics. You can have the biggest room and decorate it however you want, without someone crying and making lame excuses about cleaning up.

And the best part? No one will demand free rent from you or get mad when you want to live separately. So come join us and build your dream house without any family drama!

FamilyDramaAirBnB

AirB&B, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family dynamics, family relationships, FamilyDramaAirBnB, Frustration, grandchildren, home etiquette, house rules, in-laws, Marriage, parenting, personal space, Respect, stepmom, visitation

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1584	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unruly kids – both in-game and in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of family visits by immersing yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky children running around and breaking things.

Our server is the perfect place for step-parents who need a break from their step-kids and want to relax in peace. No more worrying about kids invading your space, going through your stuff, or causing mayhem in your virtual world. Leave the real-life drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience.

So come on over and build your dream world without any interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!