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SkyHighSafeZone

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Zombie Dances:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2542
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

come join our cray cray minecraft server where gravity is like, totally optional. like, the higher you build, the less likely something is to fall on you. it’s like defying the laws of physics and stuff. imagine building a giant tower and not worrying about stuff falling on your head. it’s like a dream come true for all you builders out there. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts. yeah, you heard that right. flying pigs shooting rainbows. if that’s not a reason to join, then i don’t know what is. so come on, join us and experience the wackiest minecraft server ever created.

PlasticPeenCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where we have discovered microplastics in penises for the first time! That’s right, we’re breaking boundaries and exploring new frontiers in the world of Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a vein of microplastics! It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist! Who knew that plastic could be so dang exciting in the world of Minecraft?

Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover the secrets of these plastic-infused penises. Will we find more plastic treasures? Will we build a plastic palace fit for a king? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dive into this crazy adventure together. Who knows what we’ll discover next in this wacky world of plastic penises and pixelated adventures! Let’s goooo!

CountryTune Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anthem, artist, Band, Country, CountryTune, Cultural, folk, heritage, instrumental, Lyrics, Melody, Minecraft, Music, national, Performance, Rhythm, Server, Singer, song, Traditional, Video, vocal

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a chicken who could breakdance like nobody’s business. People would come from all over just to watch this funky chicken bust a move. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust me, it’s a thrill you won’t forget!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this epic loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this crazy Minecraft world!

HyperMuscleCraft: The Gayest Minecraft Server

Bodybuilding, FITNESS, Gay, gay athletes, gay community, gay muscle men, gay muscle worship, gay pride, gayest, gym culture, hyper masculinity, Hyper Muscle, hypermasculinity, HyperMuscleCraft, LGBTQ, Minecraft, muscle domination, Muscle fetish, muscle growth, Muscle worship, musclebound, muscular men, Server, strength training

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3472

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything is possible (yes, even a chicken riding a llama while juggling TNT)!

SisPay2Play Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… or is it? Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling drama and makeup mayhem!

Are you tired of your younger sister constantly ruining your stuff? Well, on our server, you can exact revenge in the most epic ways possible. Build a virtual replica of your bedroom and lock her out forever, or create a makeup shop where she has to pay in diamonds to use your precious products.

But that’s not all! Take on quests to teach her the value of respecting other people’s belongings, or team up with other players to stage an intervention for her sticky fingers.

And if all else fails, unleash your wrath by summoning a horde of angry mobs to chase her around the server until she learns her lesson.

So come join us on this chaotic journey of sibling rivalry and questionable parenting advice. Who needs family therapy when you have Minecraft?

FenceWarsMC

boundary issues, dog safety, Fence, FenceWarsMC, Hoa, landlord disputes, Neighbor conflicts, neighborhood relations, neighbors, property boundaries, property damage, property dispute, property line, property line disputes, property line encroachment, property maintenance, property ownership, property rights, reactive dog, rental properties, sprinkler system

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	5055	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Farms Harvested:	353

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of annoying neighbors and property line disputes? Look no further! Join our server and build your own virtual world where you can have all the space you want without any pesky kids riding mini four-wheelers through your yard.

Our server offers a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any interference from unruly neighbors or muddy hills. No need to worry about property lines or annoying sprinkler system repairs – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knew escaping reality could be so entertaining?

TruthCraft Minecraft Server

#revelation, absolute truth, contemplation, Curiosity, Deep thinking, enlightenment, Existential, inquiry, introspection, Introspective, knowledge, Minecraft, Mystery, Philosophical, pondering, question.., Server, Soul searching, total truth, truth-seeking, TruthCraft, uncertainty, wisdom

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, you can finally uncover the answer to the ultimate question: Why do creepers explode? That’s right, we have exclusive access to the creepers’ secret society meetings where they discuss their explosive tendencies. Join us and become a creeper whisperer!

But that’s not all, folks! Ever wondered why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk? Join our server and uncover the shocking truth behind their bizarre trading habits. Turns out, they’re actually using the emeralds to fund their underground dance parties. Who knew villagers had such sick moves?

And if you’re still not convinced, how about this: on our server, you can finally find out why diamonds are so darn rare. Spoiler alert: it involves a secret alliance between the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. Join us and become a diamond detective!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to the ultimate question: Why do pigs oink? (Hint: it involves a top-secret pig language that only our players can decode).

CraftyFactsMC

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who built an entire castle out of nothing but cheese blocks, and it was so stinky that even the creepers ran away in fear.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then come join us and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun times roll!

CraftyCanuckRevolutionaries

Canada, CBC News, Conflict, CraftyCanuckRevolutionaries, Diplomacy, enforcement, extremism, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, iran, Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, Listing, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, PRESSURE, sanctions, SECURITY, terrorist group

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	801
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Towns Built:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find a secret underground base run by the Canadian government and the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps. they’re like, teaming up to take over the minecraft world and u gotta stop them before it’s too late. plus, there’s like, a secret treasure hidden in the base that will give u super powers and make u invincible. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and save the world from the evil forces of canada and iran!

Cable-FreeCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3455	Players Killed by Monsters:	3178

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamond blocks. like, who needs cable tv when u can watch a llama soap opera unfold in the town square every day at noon? plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like nobody’s business. trust me, u ain’t livin’ until u join this server and witness the madness for urself. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for the ride of ur life!