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SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dimension Hops:	13
Divine Spears Created:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Items Found:	5870	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dimension Hops:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	9431
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	684

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	36	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Votes:	5900	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Items Found:	3638	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Potions Brewed:	192	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Star Shards Collected:	90	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ores Mined:	3823	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!