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MineCraftyFunLand Server

animal, Collab list, Idol, Micomet, MineCraftyFunLand, Moments Compendium, Nakamaka, previous threads, scrap & build, Server, songs, Spreadsheet, Submission form, sugar rush, Thread, アイドル, アニマル, シュガーラッシュ, なかま歌, 不知火建設

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Void Gems Collected:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic miComet Moments where you can create the most outrageous builds and compete in insane challenges. Our Moments Compendium Spreadsheet is so wild, it had to be discontinued because it couldn’t handle all the awesomeness!

But wait, there’s more! Submit your craziest ideas to our spreadsheet and see if you can outdo the rest of the players. We’ve got songs that will make you want to dance like never before, from 不知火建設 1st EP to シュガーラッシュ, we’ve got it all!

And if that’s not enough, our Collab list is so lit, it’ll make your head spin. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

HermitPigVert on the Minecraft SMP

Character, Creative, Entertainment, hermit gimmick, HermitPigVert, Minecraft, Performance, Persona, PigVert, PigVert character, PigVert creative, PigVert entertainer, PigVert gimmick, PigVert performer, PigVert persona, PigVert unique, PigVert wrestler, PigVert wrestling, smp, Unique, wrestling, wrestling gimmick

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1440	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, PigVert has taken the hermit gimmick to a whole new level! He’s built a secret underground base that’s so hidden, even he can’t find it half the time. Join us and try to uncover the mysteries of PigVert’s elusive hideout – if you can find it, that is!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a community of players who are all convinced they’re actually living in the world of Minecraft and refuse to break character. You’ll meet Steve, who insists on only communicating through grunts and nods, and Alex, who has built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

Gentleman’sCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Bartender, bottle service, career choices, club environment, Decision making, emotional breakdown, family conflict, gentleman’s club, GentlemansCraft, income, INDEPENDENCE, job opportunity, Job Search, location tracking, Minecraft, nightlife, parental approval, personal boundaries, Safety concerns, Self Discovery, Server, work friend

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Crops Grown:	2372
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all walks of life, even if you’re a recent college grad looking to bartend at a gentleman’s club! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to sneak out of your mom’s watchful eye to explore new opportunities.

Our server is a safe haven for those seeking excitement and new experiences, just like trying to navigate the seedy crowd of a gentleman’s club while keeping your keys hidden from your mom. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you as you try to balance your day job as a server with a night gig as a bottle service girl!

So come on, join us and let your inner rebel shine as you explore the unknown and maybe even find yourself in some sticky situations. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for Minecraft bartending that you never knew you had! It’s all about taking risks and living life to the fullest, just like trying to convince your mom that you’re a responsible adult capable of making your own decisions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

BabyBlockParty

ABUSIVE, adhd, anxiety, autism, BabyBlockParty, bad guy, cousins, decision, family, Father, first grandchild, Hospital, newborn baby, no contact, Panic, pregnancy hormones, raging cunt, refusing, selfish, Support, Wife

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchantments Applied:	179	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with your virtual family.

Join us and escape the real world craziness, just like how this player escaped her dad’s toxic behavior. Build your own virtual family with us and leave all the negativity behind. Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your dad tries to join, he won’t be able to find you – just like how this player’s dad couldn’t track her down in the hospital!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server now and build your own happy virtual family! Who needs real relatives when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you?

WorstEnemyWishesMC SMP

Affliction, Bad Luck, CURSE, ENEMY, Evil, forgiveness, grudge, hatred, hostility, ill will, Justice, Karma, Malice, Misery, Pain, Revenge, smp, Spite, Suffering, Torment, Vengeance, WorstEnemyWishesMC

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ores Mined:	8392
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6636
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream base when suddenly, a group of players dressed as llamas ride in on pigs and start a dance party right in the middle of your farm. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Want to settle disputes with a build battle instead of boring old PvP? Done. Need to negotiate a trade deal with a neighboring kingdom but they only accept payment in chicken nuggets? No problem. This server is a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up wishing your worst enemy was here to witness the chaos unfold!

ConspiracyCraft: Die on Hill

alternative facts, Beliefs, Conspiracy Theory, ConspiracyCraft, controversial beliefs, critical thinking, deep state, Die, government cover-up, hidden agendas, hidden truths, HILL, illuminati, mind control, Misinformation, new world order, paranormal activity, secret societies, skepticism, truth seeker, unexplained phenomena, willing to die on

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	515
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you ready to uncover the truth behind all the Minecraft mysteries? Join our server and dive deep into the wildest conspiracy theories Minecraft has to offer! From Herobrine controlling the server to secret diamond mines hidden beneath the spawn point, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Notch’s Secret Chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a conspiracy theory master in the world of blocks and pixels!

WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

$3.5 billion, appropriated, arms sales, CNN Politics, Congress, defense spending, foreign policy, government funding, international relations, Israel, Israel spending, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military equipment, Minecraft, releases, Server, US, US aid, us military, US weapons, weaponcraft, weapons

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

so, like, you know how the US be like “here’s some cash, go buy some cool stuff”? well, they just gave Israel a whopping $3.5 billion to spend on US weapons and military equipment! like, can you imagine the kind of epic battles that are gonna go down on this server?! join now to witness the craziest PvP action you’ve ever seen, all thanks to this insane cash injection! let’s see who can dominate the battlefield with all these new toys at their disposal! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

SudzhaCraft: Where Ukrainian Soldiers Mine & Fight!

border tensions, Conflict, Digital Media, Fight, international relations, Military, military presence, News, official comment, ONLINE, online sharing, political controversy, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, social media, soldiers, Sudzha, SudzhaCraft, Surveillance Footage, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian soldiers, Video, viral video

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Star Shards Collected:	223	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Chimeras Created:	3

so, liek, u know how ukrainian soldiers r all like in russia n stuff? well, guess what? there’s this server where u can, liek, pretend to be a ukrainian soldier in russia’s sudzha! it’s, liek, so realistic u won’t even know u r playing a game!

join our server for the ultimate immersive experience! u can, liek, fight off russian invaders, explore the city of sudzha, and, liek, maybe even start a peace treaty with putin himself!

no official comment on how awesome this server is, but trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure! come join us now and be a part of history in the making! #ukrainianpride #russiansucks #minecraftforever

VancomyCraft: The Antibiotic Adventure

Adventure, antibiotic, antibiotics, antimicrobial resistance, bacterial pathogens, drug development, EVG7, healthcare advancements, innovation, medical breakthrough, Mice, Modified, MRSA, Potent, research, resistant bacteria, scientists, side effects, structure, vancomycin, VancomyCraft, VRE

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Secret Passages Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

So, like, imagine if scientists were like, “Yo, let’s make this antibiotic even more badass.” And then BAM, they created EVG7, which is like, 100-to-10,000 times stronger than regular vancomycin. It’s like the Hulk of antibiotics, smashing bacteria left and right.

And get this, when they tested it on mice, there were way fewer side effects. It’s like the mice were partying with no hangover the next day. EVG7 is the hero we need against those pesky resistant bacteria like MRSA or VRE. Join our Minecraft server and become a superhero in the fight against bacteria! Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every hour. It’s lit, fam.

Hiant

Adventure, alliances, Box, challenge, collaboration, Cross-Play, Decision making, EXCITEMENT, Hiant, intense competition, LIMITED, Minecraft, Ores, PvP, PvP battles, Resourcefulness, Server, STONE, strategic gameplay, Survival, Traps, wood

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Animals Bred:	150
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to Hiant, our thrilling Minecraft box server where the challenge of survival is taken to a whole new level! Within the confines of a limited box, players must rely on their wits and resourcefulness to thrive with only wood, stone, and ores at their disposal. This unique setting fosters intense competition and collaboration, as every resource is precious, and strategic gameplay is essential. Dive into exhilarating PvP battles, craft ingenious traps, and form alliances to dominate the box. Join us at Hiant for an unforgettable adventure where every decision counts and the excitement never ends!

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