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PeeveCraft

annoying habits, biggest annoyances, biggest dislikes, biggest frustrations, biggest grievances, biggest irritations, biggest pet peeve, frustrating actions, irritating behaviors, irritating situations, PeeveCraft, personal annoyances, Pet Peeves, things that annoy me, things that bother me, things that bug me, things that drive me crazy, things that get on my nerves, things that infuriate me, things that irk me, things that rub me the wrong way

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9333	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as obsessed with mining and crafting as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your biggest pet peeves in the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake!

RocketDroneWarsMC

Advanced weaponry, aerial attacks, air bases, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, international relations, long range drone, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, missile strike, national security, Palianytsia rocket drone, precision strike, RocketDroneWarsMC, russia, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2037	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?? WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR EPIC WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT DIAMOND TREES AND RAINBOW SHEEP THAT POOP OUT GOLD BARS!

WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAID VILLAGERS SELL MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM WITCHES’ TOENAILS!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND CHICKENS RULE THE WORLD!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH LAUGHS, ADVENTURE, AND LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS! #BESTSERVEREVER”

USB Bandits

advanced security measures, bandits, combination, Cracking, crime, cyber, data, Digital, ENCRYPTION, Future, HACKING, INFORMATION, Protection, random words, robbers, Safe, SECURITY, Technology, theft, thieves, usb

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	5847
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

yo, u ever wanted to be a futuristic robber? well dis server is da place for u! instead of crackin safes, u be crackin a set of 12-24 random words on a USB! imagine da thrill of sneakin around, tryna steal dem precious words to unlock da ultimate treasure! join now and be da master thief of da future!

GlacierWaveCraft2023

100m-tall waves, 10km stretch, 50-100m, 60M, exceeding 200m, GlacierWaveCraft2023, megatsunamis, melting glaciers, peak height, rockmass, rugby stadium, Slope

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Yo, bros and broettes, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing melting is your brain from all the crazy fun you’ll be having! We’ve got megatsunamis with 100m-tall waves that’ll make you scream “WOOO” as you ride them like a boss.

On September 16, 2023, a rockmass the size of a freakin’ rugby stadium detached and fell like a clumsy noob down a slope. The resulting megatsunami had a peak height of over 200m, taller than a giant zombie trying to dunk a basketball. It was as tall as 60m along a 10km stretch, making it the most insane ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ride the waves of destruction like a pro. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, ’cause things are about to get wild, yo!

Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!

ADDED, Builder, buttery-smooth, Casual, Community, Datapack, Discord, District, Experience, Explorer, flavor, games, Global, IMPROVEMENTS, java, Minecraft, Performance, Purpur, Qol, rules, shopping, smp, Style, Suggestions, travel, Vanilla, world

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9367
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Global SMP Minecraft Server

Hello! We are an 18+ vanilla Java Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (except for griefing…)

You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions! Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel!

If you are interested in joining us, please join our discord read the rules and then click apply-here!

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FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age to play on the server?	Players must be 18 years or older to join.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	Griefing is not allowed, but other than that, players are free to play as they wish.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	We use some minor datapack QOL improvements and Purpur for performance, but it is mostly vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord, read the rules, and then follow the application process.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community.

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ores Mined:	764	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the slutty vanilla elf edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our elves are so slutty that they make the Ender Dragon blush. You won’t find a more scandalous group of elves anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

2. The pastebins are so spicy, you’ll need a fire resistance potion just to read them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue of our server.

3. We have a machine translation tool that will make you question reality. Who needs accurate translations when you can have hilarious mistranslations instead?

4. Our RPG Maker games will have you questioning your sanity. Get ready for a wild ride through a world of pixelated madness.

5. And don’t even get me started on the RJ Code Quicklink Script. It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make you feel like you’re hacking into the Matrix.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the elves are slutty, the translations are wacky, and the RPG Maker games will blow your mind. Just make sure to wait for page 10 before making a new thread – we have standards, you know.

ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP

#youtube, Bitcoin, COLD STORAGE, COLD WALLET, ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, exchanges, finance, FINANCIAL PROTECTION, hacked, HACKING, investing, not safe, online investments, online safety, online transactions, personal security, Scams, SECURITY

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8366
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting hacked on those sketchy exchanges? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade diamonds instead of crypto! That’s right, no more worrying about getting hacked and losing all your hard-earned loot. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry creepers. Will you risk it all for the chance to strike it rich? Join now and let the chaos begin! #DiamondsOverCrypto #SMPAdventure

BoysOnly Minecraft Server

#boysonly, aita, baby boy, baby clothes, baby gender, baby girl, baby shopping, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, gender bias, gender disappointment, gender expectations, gender preference, Gender Reveal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6850	Enchantments Applied:	161
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and outrageous fun!

Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft baby gender reveal party! Will it be a boy or a girl? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – there will be fireworks, confetti, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a baby zombie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like this story of a husband who only wants a boy baby and threatens to leave if it’s a girl. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now! Who knows what other shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.

AdoptedAndLovingIt

AdoptedAndLovingIt, adoption, advocacy, anger, anger management, bi weekly visits, clingy behavior, CPS, family dynamics, foster care, foster parents, intrusive behavior, parental figures, personal space, regret, running away, separation, Siblings, social workers, stress

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mines Excavated:	3457
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics just like our player did with their siblings and social workers.

With mandatory bi-weekly visits from social workers and the constant drama of being separated from your siblings, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, you can even adopt new parents just like our player did – who needs a boring old family when you can have a Minecraft family instead?

So come on over and join the chaos – because who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions and drama instead? See you in the game, and remember – family drama makes for the best Minecraft adventures!

LovinCraft SMP: Partner Pranks & Builds

Affection, appreciation, Bonding, Builds, Caring, Connection, expressions of love, gestures of love, Happiness, Intimacy, joy, Kindness, love, LovinCraft, partner, pranks, relationship, romance, showing love, small gestures, smp, special moments, Support, thoughtful

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dimension Hops:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and not having anyone to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you and your partner to embark on epic adventures together!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a base with your loved one, fighting off creepers side by side, and even going on romantic mining dates in the depths of the Nether. Who needs couple’s therapy when you can bond over crafting enchanted gear and battling the Ender Dragon together?

Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner build a heart-shaped house, you’ll unlock a secret chest filled with rare loot and a pet panda that will follow you around and give you relationship advice. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and show the world that love truly conquers all, even in the world of Minecraft!