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StupidCraft SMP – Are you Blockheads or what?

Blockheads, boomer coins, cryptocurrency, Decision making, diamondhanding, finance, german bond, growth, high risk, investing, long term, opportunity, patience, Risk, second chances, SEI, smp, strategy, stupid, stupidcraft, sui, tier returns, wealth

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Join us and experience the thrill of $SEI and $SUI giving you second chances to make it big in the virtual world. Forget about boring old diamonds, we’re all about diamondhanding some freaking boomer coins that give you German bond tier returns!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Like the time when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers on the server and had to team up to save the day. Or when a player built a giant rollercoaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone flying into the stratosphere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

NoHabloEspanolMC Server

10. manager, 11. coworker, 12. raise, 13. communication, 14. customer service, 15. language skills, 16. discrimination, 17. work load, 18. cultural sensitivity, 19. job duties, 2. Spanish, 20. customer accommodation, 3. bilingual, 4. Latina, 5. English, 6. first language, 7. retail job, 8. translator, 9. Hispanic customers, aita, NoHabloEspanolMC, Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Love Letters Sent:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Falling into the Void:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of being the go-to translator at your retail job without any extra compensation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all those pesky Spanish-speaking customers behind as you embark on a wild adventure in a world where language barriers don’t exist.

Our server is the perfect place for all bilingual players who are tired of being taken advantage of in the real world. No more being the designated translator for everyone around you – here, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without the constant pressure to switch between languages.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of bilingual players who have banded together to overthrow the tyranny of the language police. Join us and become part of the resistance – together, we can create a world where everyone is free to speak whatever language they please, without fear of discrimination or exploitation.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say adios to those unfair work practices – it’s time to level up and game on like never before! ¡Vamos!

WeddingCraftExclusion

anger issues, Apologize.., attend or not attend, controlling behavior, Disrespect, distant cousin, family drama, Father, Fiance, Friends, guest list, guilt tripped, hurt feelings, large families, maid of honor, mental health, Planning, relationship issues, stepmom, Wedding, WeddingCraftExclusion

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family situation! Join us if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a soap opera.

Are you tired of boring weddings? Well, on our server, you can have a Minecraft wedding and not invite your stepmom’s crazy family members! Who needs them anyway? Build your dream wedding venue and invite only the coolest Minecraft players.

But watch out, because just like in this story, family drama can erupt at any moment. Will your dad threaten not to attend your Minecraft wedding unless you invite his distant cousin and her father? Find out on our server!

Join us now for a wedding experience like no other, where the guest list is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

DreamyNightmare Minecraft SMP

anxiety, chilling, creepy, Darkness, dream analysis, dream interpretation, DreamyNightmare, fear, Haunted, Horror, Minecraft, Night terrors, Nightmares, Panic, phobias, Psychological, scary dream, sleep paralysis, smp, spine-tingling., subconscious, surreal, Terror

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	5365
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Have you ever dreamt of being chased by a horde of creepers while riding a pig? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare to face the most outrageous nightmares in the blocky world. Who needs sleep when you can have heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps with fellow players? Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your scariest dreams into the funniest stories on our wild and wacky server!

PretendCraft: Fake Fun Zone

conformity, enjoyment, Fake, fake enthusiasm, fake happiness, fake smiles, feigning interest, forced laughter, Fun, going through the motions, hiding true emotions, insincere compliments, keeping up appearances, masking true feelings, peer pressure, playing along, PretendCraft, pretending, pretending for others, pretending to like, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations, Zone

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Star Shards Collected:	259	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of pretending to enjoy boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

We guarantee that you will never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re battling a horde of zombie villagers or racing against a pack of speedy llamas. And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts, where players have uncovered diamond-studded armor and enchanted golden apples that grant wishes (okay, maybe not wishes, but they’re still pretty cool).

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

WarCraftyPutinVsZelenskiy

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, Moscow, president, repelled, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WarCraftyPutinVsZelenskiy, Zelenskiy

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

so, like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziness goin on like zelenskiy tryna start a war with russia in minecraft lmao. we makin russia feel the heat, they tryna repel our incursions but we just keep comin back for more. join us for the ultimate battle of the century, it’s gonna be wild yo. come get in on the action and show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft showdown. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness.

Dino2Chickens: Cassowary Edition

ancient creatures, avian, bird evolution, Birds, cassowary, chickens, Dino2Chickens, dinosaur descendants, Dinosaurs, Edition, emu, Evolution, evolutionary biology, feathers, flightless birds, fossil record, genetic similarities, modern birds, natural history, Paleontology, prehistoric, Scientific theory

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

come join our minecraft server where dinosaurs actually did turn into chickens but also cassowaries and emus because why not? we have a crazy mod that lets you ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling creepers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. our spawn point is a giant disco ball made of diamonds and every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas serenades you. plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on down and join the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft

acceleration, athletic performance, energy transfer, Experimental Study, Friction, gain speed, gravity, kinetic energy, Mechanics, momentum, Motion, optimal pumping strategy, Physicists, PHYSICS., scientific research, Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft, Skate Park, skateboarders, skateboarding, sports science, Velocity

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8603	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have physicists figuring out the best way for sk8ers to get speed like zoom zoom brrrrrrrr. we got them using their big brain power to help u go fast like sonic on crack. imagine flying through the air like a majestic eagle on a skateboard. we also have secret portals that lead to a dimension filled with talking animals who give u quests to complete. u might even find a magical unicorn who will grant u three wishes, but be careful what u wish for cuz u might end up with a giant chicken as a pet. so come on down to our server and experience the most mind-blowing, speed-boosting, chicken-petting adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but that’s ur problem, not ours.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where we roleplay cleaning up creepers with a mop! Whitelist required.

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, CREEPERS, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Events-hosting, Janitors, Lore, mop, Nations, Plugins, required, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, story building, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the Discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugins
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ:

1. Do I have to join the Discord server to play on the Janitor’s Closet?

Yes, joining the Discord server is required. This is where all information and the community are located, and it helps filter out any unwanted players.

2. Are there specific build themes I have to follow?

No, there are no specific build themes to follow on the Janitor’s Closet. You are free to build in any era, genre, or style you prefer.

3. Can I create my own culture or nation on the server?

Absolutely! Players are encouraged to create their own cultures, nations, and stories on the server. It adds to the unique worldbuilding and roleplay experience.

4. How often are events held on the server?

Events on the server vary from lore-related to in-game fun activities. Players can also host their own events once they have an idea and gather participants.

YomaCraft Minecraft Server

17th Night, Community Outreach, Daily Yomawari Sensei, drug abuse, emotional struggles, Fist Fight, high school teacher, Japanese author, mental health, Minecraft, night patrol, Pt.1, Real Life Stories, school violence, self-mutilation, Server, teacher memoir, teenage problems, troubled youth, urban education, Yokohama City, YomaCraft, youth issues

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of a high school teacher turned night patrol officer in Yokohama City! Join us as we navigate through the chaotic world of troubled youth, from self-mutilation to drug abuse, all while trying to maintain order in the city.

In our 17th night on patrol, things really heat up as we find ourselves in the middle of a fist fight between two rival factions of blocky characters. Will you join the fight or try to break it up? The choice is yours!

But beware, things can get pretty crazy on our server. You never know what kind of shenanigans our players will get into, from building giant statues of themselves to starting their own underground black market for enchanted diamonds.

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of Yokohama City at night. Who knows, you might even become the hero that the city needs!