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JINKIES! Minecraft Server

amber egg, baddie, BIG SERPANT, Divorce, elden lord, feet, grrm, HIV positive, huge ass, IMPALE HER BUTTOCKS, INBRED BABIES, INTERLAPING INCEST, Jinkies, LOVECRAFTIAN HORRORS, malenia, marika, mesmer, Minecraft, miquella, OTHER HALF, OUTER GODS, RACK, Radagon sama, radahn, retarded cripples, scarlet rot, SENTIENT SEX DOLL, Server, SHOTA FEMBOY, YABBA DABBA DOO

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Votes:	4227	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Towns Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or scandal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with inbred babies, Lovecraftian horrors, and sentient sex dolls – oh my! Witness as players get married to their own sons, impale each other’s buttocks with big serpents, and give birth to retarded cripples for eternity. And let’s not forget about the huge asses and racks that are sure to keep you entertained. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – YABBA DABBA DOO, CAN I WATCH TOO?

KyivCraft: Hospital Havoc

Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, children’s hospital, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Havoc, Healthcare, Hospital, humanitarian, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, KyivCraft, putin, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN RUSSIA WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION!

IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR OWN HOSPITAL IN KYIV, UKRAINE, AND THEN SUDDENLY, BOOM! RUSSIA COMES IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL AND TRIES TO DESTROY IT! BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN FIGHT BACK WITH YOUR BLOCKY SWORD AND SAVE THE DAY!

JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY ADVENTURES, AND MORE FUN THAN A PIG RACING THROUGH A MINECRAFT VILLAGE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, JOIN NOW AND SHOW RUSSIA WHO’S BOSS IN THIS BLOCKY WORLD!

SnekThroatCraft

anatomy, animal, biology, Curiosity, discomfort, health, hurt, Illness, Pain, question.., Reptile, SNAKE, snake anatomy, snake behavior, snake care, snake health, snake species, SnekThroatCraft, sore throat, throat infection, veterinarian

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs wear top hats! u can ride on flying llamas and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the zombies do the macarena when they see u coming. if u join now, u might even find the legendary unicorn horse that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its hooves. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make some wacky memories together!

DisasterCraft: Learn, Connect, Survive

Community, Connect, disaster attraction, disaster education, disaster impact, disaster preparedness, disaster psychology, Disaster Recovery, disaster relief, disaster research, disaster resilience, disaster response, disastercraft, Disasters, Emotional support, extreme weather, learn, learning, live streams, SURVIVE, volatile world, voyeurism, weather phenomenon

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	88
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8340

lol come join our server for the most EPIC disasters and extreme weather events in all of minecraft land!!! watch as tornadoes tear through villages and volcanoes erupt in glorious fashion!!! it’s not just about disaster voyeurism, it’s about LEARNING and emotional support!!! join our community of thrill-seekers and weather enthusiasts as we navigate through the chaos and come out stronger together!!! who needs stability when you can have non-stop excitement and adrenaline rushes on our server??? come join now and experience the thrill of the unknown!!!

FutureCraft Minecraft Server

9 years, afraid, anxiety, distant future, Future, future events, future planning, future predictions, future uncertainty, FutureCraft, futuristic, long term, Minecraft, prediction, Server, time passing, time travel, uncertainty, Upcoming, year 2032, years ahead, years passing, Yevgeny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3103	Magic Items Found:	4087
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	103	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the year 2032! Join us as we embark on a journey filled with crazy adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Yevgeny, our fearless leader, has been ruling the server for 9 years with an iron fist… literally, he built a giant iron fist monument in the spawn area.

But don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a stick.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride on a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? Or build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano?

Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyFap Minecraft Server

adult chat, BDSM, CraftyFap, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Online Community, Roleplay, Server, sexting, sexual exploration, standing up, Submission, taboo, voyeurism

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take chatting to a whole new level – the Fappy Talky level! Join us to share your wildest fetishes, post tags that will make your grandma blush, and yes, even jerk off (virtually, of course).

In our Standing Up Edition, we encourage you to stand up for what you believe in (even if it’s a little weird) and let your freak flag fly high. Need some inspiration? Just look at our previous posts for some truly out-of-this-world content.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular member and loves to show off his pixelated peen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the fappy talky begin!

NoShifts4USorryNotSorry

aita, Colleague, coworker support, health situation, honeymoon, NoShifts4USorryNotSorry, overwhelmed, refusing shift, Selfishness, small marketing firm, special occasion, Support, teamwork, tight-knit team, Understanding, unsupportive, Wedding, work ethic, work overload, work responsibilities, work-life balance

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Emeralds Found:	3944	Chimeras Created:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where teamwork is key but sometimes you just gotta look out for number one! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging responsibilities just like our friend who refused to cover their coworker’s shift during her honeymoon.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with other players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to choose between helping a friend or taking care of yourself.

So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to navigate the tricky waters of office drama and Minecraft adventures! Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accuses you of being unsupportive and selfish – but hey, at least you’ll have a great time playing on our server!

BlockyNSFW Minecraft Server

awkward, BlockyNSFW, boundary crossing, career mishaps, EMBARRASSING, HR nightmare, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Minecraft, NSFW, office gossip, Outrageous, professional boundaries crossed, scandalous, Server, Shocking.., uncomfortable situations, work anecdotes, work drama, work place incidents, Work stories, Workplace, workplace misconduct

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous NSFW incidents that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shiver. From players building giant phallic structures to accidentally setting their houses on fire during a heated PvP battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderman Love Triangle” where three Endermen fought over a single block of dirt, causing chaos and destruction in their wake. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a horde of zombie pigmen in their friend’s base, leading to a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly get you banned from polite society), join us today! Just be prepared for the most outrageous and NSFW experiences of your virtual life.

CraftyRichesMC

arrogance, classism, CraftyRichesMC, critique, elitism, ENTITLEMENT, falsehood, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, luxury, materialism, MONEY, Privilege, SNOBBERY, social justice, Status, success, Superiority, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of hearing rich folks brag about their fancy cars and designer clothes? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them that true wealth comes from building epic castles and mining diamonds like a boss! Our server is so exclusive, even Bill Gates himself begged to join but we had to turn him down because he couldn’t handle our intense PvP battles. So if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft baller, join us and leave those snooty rich people in the dust!

Minecraft server: MilkBankMadness

#breastfeeding, Approval, breast milk bank, Closure, closure impact, community support, controversy, cultural norms, Healthcare, infant nutrition, Islamic clerics, Medical Ethics, milk donation, milk supply, MilkBankMadness, Minecraft, Pakistani, public health, religious beliefs, religious leaders, Server, Social Issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a pakistani breast milk bank closing down after islamic clerics said no more milk for u!! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! build your own breast milk bank and see if u can keep it open longer than those poor pakistani clerics! come on, u know u wanna join the chaos!

CreeperCarnageMC

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilians, Conflict, CreeperCarnageMC, Crisis, Destruction, eastern europe, Fatalities, international relations, Military, missile strike, News, political tensions, Russian missile attack, Tragedy, Ukraine cities, violence, War, world events

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Towns Built:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, it’s so lit that even russian missiles can’t handle the heat 🔥 we got explosions bigger than a creeper on steroids, and more chaos than a griefer on a rampage 🤯

join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen, even a russian missile attack 😱 who needs boring old survival mode when you can have real-life danger right at your doorstep? 💥

so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate minecraft apocalypse! 💀🧟‍♂️🔫