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GameTested Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Buildings Constructed:	23	Magic Items Found:	6760
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Crops Grown:	3816	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks and challenge other players to a dance-off on a floating platform in the sky.

Forget about user reviews, come experience the madness for yourself on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: RatchetCraft and ClankCraft

Action-Adventure, Clank, ClankCraft, classic, Entertainment, Fun, Gadgets, Gaming, insomniac games, Lombax, long tail, Minecraft, Nostalgia, platformer, PlayStation, PS3 Games, ratchet and clank, RatchetCraft, Sci Fi, smp, Sony, Space, video games, weapons

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Magic Items Found:	2162
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	653	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Are you tired of pretending like the PS3 games are not the bomb dot com? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things retro, including our love for PS3 games!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft legend of all time.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the PS3 games are revered, llamas are in charge, and Herobrine knows how to throw a killer party. See you there!

NickCraft: The Newsletter Ninja

aita, Alexander, back to school, berated, birth certificate, club, complaint, face of, full name, girly name, Humiliating, Lex, Make it right, middle name, mom, Newsletter, NickCraft, Nickname, ninja, school newsletter, serious, student log in, Using

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Endless Night Skies:	2
Farms Harvested:	148	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	9574

Are you tired of being called by your boring, sophisticated name like Alexander? Want to spice things up and join a Minecraft server where you can be known as the one and only Lex? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on this wild adventure where your mom’s opinions don’t matter and you can embrace your inner Lex without any judgment. We’ve even got a special club just for players who go by cool nicknames like Lex, so you’ll fit right in.

Don’t let your mom hold you back from being the awesome Lex that you were meant to be. Join our server today and show her that Lex is the name of the future, baby! Let’s get crafting and building, Lex-style!

Abuse-Free SMP: Escaped & Thriving

Abuse, AbuseFree, breaking the cycle, courage, domestic violence, empowerment, escape plan, escaped, family dynamics, healing, mental health, moving out, ReBuilding, resilience, safety planning, self love, self-care, smp, starting over, support system, Survival, Therapy, THRIVING, Trauma recovery

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	137
Players Killed by Monsters:	2099	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Are you tired of living in a house where the creepers are the least of your worries? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only abusive thing you’ll encounter is the way our players abuse the chat with their terrible puns!

Escape your real-life drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds to make that epic armor. Build your dream home, make friends with fellow survivors, and leave your abusive past behind in a cloud of pixelated dust.

Join now and start a new chapter in your life where the only griefing you’ll experience is from that one player who keeps stealing your crops. It’s time to break free from the shackles of your old life and start fresh in a world where the only toxicity is from the poison potions you accidentally drank. Let’s craft a brighter future together, one block at a time!

SadCraft2021

depression, Despair, emotional, emotions, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholic, Melancholy, Memories, Nostalgia, Pain, SadCraft2021, Sadness, Sensitive, sorrow, sorrowful, Tears, triggers

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in the real world? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can drown your sorrows in a virtual world of pixelated fun! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling creepers.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling sad again, because our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. Need a pick-me-up? Just hop on our server and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the Nether.

So why waste your time feeling sad when you could be having the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

SinwarCraft – Not Your Average Cross-Dressing Server

Average, crossdressing, disguise, disguise techniques, dressed as a woman, elusive target, fugitive, Gaza Strip, gender disguise, Hamas Leader, hiding in plain sight, hiding tactics, intelligence reports, Middle East conflict, militant leader, Palestinian, political figure, secret identity, security threat, Server, SinwarCraft, undercover, Wanted Man, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where yahya sinwar is hiding in plain sight dressed as a woman! you never know when he will pop out and start building with you! maybe he will even challenge you to a build battle while wearing his fabulous dress! join now for the chance to meet this mysterious figure and uncover all the secrets he holds in our wacky world of blocks and pixels!

HiberCraft: Save Lives & Chill

Chill, critical care, DNP, donepezil, DRUG, drug repurposing, emergency medicine, emergency response, HiberCraft, hibernation-like state, Hospital, innovative treatment, life-saving intervention, lives, medical breakthrough, medical emergencies, medical innovation, organ damage, patient survival, repurposed, Save, save lives, suspended animation, time-sensitive treatment

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	7272
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can literally go into suspended animation like you’re in a sci-fi movie? Well, guess what? Our server has got you covered!

We’ve got this crazy drug called Donepezil or DNP that can put you in a hibernation-like state, slowing down organ damage and giving you more time to reach the hospital in case of emergencies. Imagine being chased by a creeper and just popping a pill to go into suspended animation, giving you a chance to escape and come back to fight another day!

Join our server now and experience the wildest medical emergencies in Minecraft history! Who needs potions when you’ve got suspended animation drugs, am I right? Let’s save lives and have a blast doing it!

NaziHavenMC Server

anti-semitism, Aryan Nations, extremism, extremism in America, extremism in Idaho, far right, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, History, hyperborea, Idaho, Nazi haven, NaziHavenMC, neo-nazis, Northern Idaho, Pacific Northwest, racism, Server, white nationalism, white separatism, White Supremacy

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	45	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the idea of Nazis hiding out in northern Idaho? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about history. Join us and uncover the secrets of Hyperborea in northern Idaho – who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous ghostly figure. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado!

TroonityCraft SMP – BTFOrealm

Argument, BELIEF, BTFO, BTFOrealm, Christroons, Concept, criticism, debate, Debunked, deluding, disbelief, doctrine, FAITH, Habit, Insanity, Religion, response, skepticism, smp, theology, Trinity, TROONITY, TroonityCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got players so skilled, they make Trinity look like a bunch of noobs. Christroons? More like Chri-sto-gone because they won’t stand a chance against our epic community.

Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the forces of good and the forces of…well, not so good. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything to come out on top, even if it means sacrificing their diamond armor in a lava pit.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your epic builds and insane PvP skills. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

MethCraftMILKickout

anger, baby, cut contact, danger, Date night, DAUGHTER, family, forgiveness, grandmother, harsh response, Help, horrible decision, MethCraftMILKickout, mother-in-law, ring doorbell, slip ups, smoking meth, Sober, Threats

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Animals Bred:	126	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law smoking meth on your front porch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make your family drama look like child’s play. We promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws smoking meth here (unless they’re role-playing, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of cutting off toxic family members while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? So come on, join us and leave the real-life craziness behind!