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Crafty McDerp’s Autistic Adventure Land

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Are you tired of being the lowest totem of society? Do normies constantly seethe at your lonesome nature? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can embrace your inner autismo and rise to the top!

Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting normies with your literal responses and autistic strength. Watch as their feeble attempts to bring you down fall flat, leaving them confused and seething even more.

Don’t miss out on the chance to show the world that being different is your superpower. Join our server now and unleash your autismo in the most epic way possible!

MineCrafty Saiyans: Dragon Ball Super Edition

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Emeralds Found:	5801	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every time you walk by. And don’t forget to watch out for the elusive Creeper King, who roams the land in a top hat and monocle, plotting to steal all your diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to whoever finds it. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

NakedCraft: Where even the pixels are blushing! Join now for a steamy adventure!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server out there! Join us for a wild time where men are required to strip down to their birthday suits while women can modestly cover up with a towel – because equality, right? But wait, there’s more! Our onsens have security cameras in the men’s changing rooms to catch any funny business, while the women’s changing rooms are a no-camera zone. And get this, ladies – you’re allowed to sneak into the men’s changing rooms to clean up their mess! Who knew Minecraft could be so risqué? Join us for a steamy adventure like no other!

Jewtube Algorithm RantCraft: Where Creepers Explode Your Sub Count!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of the YouTube algorithm constantly showing you VTubers’ old channels instead of their latest content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the clutches of the algorithm! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting spoiled on Watame again – unless it’s a spoiler for our epic server events, like the time we had a llama rodeo in the Nether or when we all dressed up as creepers for a prank war! So come on over and join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will make you forget all about those pesky YouTube recommendations.

OopsCraft: Where every mistake is a hilarious story waiting to happen!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Magic Items Found:	7241	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Oh boy, let me tell you about the time I joined this wild Minecraft server. I was just minding my own business, mining away and suddenly I stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. I was so excited that I accidentally hit the wrong button and ended up deleting my entire inventory! Hours of progress down the drain, but hey, at least I got a good laugh out of it. If you want to experience the thrill of risking it all for some epic loot, then you definitely need to join this server. Who knows what kind of crazy mishaps you’ll get into next!

TractorCraft: Where Houthis Farm in Style

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3610
Zombie Dances:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we live life on the edge because we’re all under sanctions! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have to go through a background check before they can spawn in. We don’t mess around with just any old zombie or creeper here.

2. Our economy is so messed up that diamonds are worth less than dirt. But hey, at least you can use them to make some blingy armor to show off to your friends.

3. The only way to get food on our server is by hunting down wild animals with your bare hands. It’s like a survival of the fittest out here, so bring your A-game.

4. Our server is so hardcore that if you die, you have to start all over again from scratch. No respawning allowed, because we like to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills, push you to your limits, and make you question your sanity, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because things can get pretty crazy around here.

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247
Void Gems Collected:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the gacha pulls in Arknights? Look no further! Our server is like a gacha game come to life, with new content dropping every week that will keep you on your toes.

Join now and experience the thrill of summoning your favorite operators while building your dream base. Who needs 6-star operators when you can have a 6-star Sniper Fiammetta on your team? And don’t forget about the 5-star Supporter Quercus, who will support you in battle with his tree-mendous powers.

But that’s not all – we have special events like the Witch Feast, where you can feast your eyes on Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain in all their glory. And if that’s not enough, we also have the Shining Steps Re-Edition, featuring Lee, Iris, Kazemaru, Archetto, Astesia, and more!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even summon a legendary operator like SilverAsh or Ho’olheyak while you’re at it!

Manchild Mayhem Minecraft Madness

Accountability, Adulthood, Behavior, Challenges, culture, Development, education, empowerment, End.., Epidemic, growth, madness, manchild, Maturity, MAYHEM, Minecraft, parenting, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, society, SOLUTIONS, transformation

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Items Found:	7530
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with manchildren on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate manchild repellent. We have a secret potion that turns any manchild into a friendly llama who will follow you around and spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. Join us and say goodbye to tantrums and immaturity!

WeebsCraft: Explore Anime Lands and Foreign Worlds!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of the same old urban modern Japan setting with demons in every shounen anime? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a worldwide adventure with a multicultural cast of characters that will make Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you’re exploring vast landscapes, battling enemies from different dimensions, and uncovering hidden treasures that will make you the envy of all your friends. And the best part? You can do it all while riding a giant chicken into battle.

So why waste your time on boring, cookie-cutter servers when you can join us for the ultimate shounen-inspired Minecraft experience? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the insanity of our server, you’ll never look back. See you in the game, adventurer!

CraftyDeath – Where falling off cliffs is half the fun!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to respawn is by committing suicide! That’s right, forget about dying in battle or falling off a cliff, here you have to take matters into your own hands and jump off a high tower to respawn. It’s a whole new level of challenge and excitement!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether and try to make friends with the resident Zombie Pigmen? They may not look friendly, but rumor has it they throw the best parties in the underworld.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Just remember, it’s not about how many times you die, it’s about how spectacularly you do it!