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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4897 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 187 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
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