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ShotaCraft Minecraft Server

controversial, controversial topics, fantasy relationships, female vidya character, fictional characters, fictional relationships, Gaming Community, inappropriate, little boy, mature content, Minecraft, moral boundaries, Questionable, Server, Sexualization, she fucks shotas, ShotaCraft, social norms, taboo, underage, Video Game (Industry), video game character, Video game culture

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchantments Applied:	285	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Runes Activated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Farms Harvested:	967
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Imagine a world where Endermen wear top hats and creepers dance the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Shota Slayer”, a mysterious player who has tamed the most ferocious mobs and turned them into adorable pets. Rumor has it that the Shota Slayer once rode a baby zombie into battle, wielding a diamond sword made from the tears of griefers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a love affair between a female vidya character and a little boy? Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Join us and let your imagination run wild!

AdmitCraft Minecraft Server

admissions boost, AdmitCraft, aita, asian, college acceptance, college admission, Columbia, comparison, computer science major, denigrating accomplishments, Diversity, feeder school, friend conflict, friend disagreement, high school seniors, latina, Legacy, logical argument, Minecraft, philosophy major, Reality, Server, underrepresented minority

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9011	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Farms Harvested:	598	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic and reason are thrown out the window! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of boring old high school drama? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate showdown between a feisty Latina and a determined Asian senior! Watch as they battle it out over who is more impressive for getting admitted to Columbia. Will the boost in admissions for being an underrepresented minority prevail, or will the legacy status and difficult major triumph?

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic debates over feeder schools and chosen majors, all while building your own virtual world in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in the craziest high school drama ever to hit Minecraft!

BabyShowerDollaDrama

adoption, baby shower, BabyShowerDollaDrama, brother, Budget, champagne, Contribution, decorations, Expectations, Expenses, family, Favors, Financial, Gifts, high paying districts, MONEY, Siblings, teachers, UNCOMFORTABLE, Venue, Weddings

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Potions Brewed:	198
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the impending arrival of not one, but TWO babies! Join us for the most epic baby shower you’ve ever seen in the virtual world.

Our server is filled with excitement as we prepare for the arrival of two little bundles of joy. But wait, there’s a twist – these babies are coming from two different women, making this baby shower a double whammy of fun!

Join us as we navigate through the drama of planning a baby shower that’s more extravagant than a royal wedding. From mini bottles of Champagne for each guest to a photo booth for those perfect baby shower selfies, we’ve got it all.

But the real kicker? Our server is run by a teacher who doesn’t get paid over the summer and is currently funding two weddings on top of all this baby shower madness. Will she be able to pull off the ultimate baby shower extravaganza without breaking the bank? Only time will tell.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and join in on the chaos and excitement of planning the most over-the-top baby shower ever seen in the gaming world. Who knew babies could bring so much drama and fun?

NoDiamondRingMC Server

NoDiamondRingMC, Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Towns Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Are you tired of saying “I do” in Minecraft marriages? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who have turned down marriage proposals for the most outrageous reasons. From being allergic to diamond rings to having commitment issues with virtual spouses, we’ve got you covered. Join us for a wild ride of hilarious rejections and wacky excuses! Who needs love when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?

EgoCraftMC

Arrogant, conceited, EgoCraftMC, egotistical, narcissist, self-absorbed, self-admiring, self-adoring, self-aggrandizing, self-centered, self-centeredness, self-entitled, self-important, self-indulgent, self-loving, self-obsessed, self-obsession, self-regarding, self-serving, self-worshiping, Vain

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Votes:	1775	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	443

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you narcissists out there!

Join us and bask in the glory of your own greatness as you build the most extravagant castles, show off your epic redstone creations, and assert your dominance over all the other players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond throne and a pet creeper named Steve.

So come on down to our server and let your inner narcissist run wild! Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

TransgenderDad Minecraft Server

acceptance, Born, discrimination, family, Father, Gender Identity, gender recognition, girl, Japan, landmark case, Legal, LGBTQ, Minecraft, progressive, RIGHTS, Ruling, Server, society, Switch, top court, Transgender, TransgenderDad, WOMAN

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Towns Built:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

so like, this server is like the top court of Minecraft servers, but we don’t rule on boring stuff like laws and stuff. we rule on who gets to be the “father” of a baby in the game after a switcharoo gender change! it’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, you never know who’s gonna be the daddy next! join us for the drama and the laughs, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss out on!

GayCraft: Namibia Revolt

African countries, banning, civil liberties, constitutional rights, decriminalization, discrimination, equality, gay sex, GayCraft, high court, HUMAN RIGHTS, landmark ruling, law, legal victory, lgbtq rights, Namibia, overturns, progressive change, revolt, same sex relationships, sexual orientation, social justice

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Towns Built:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

so, like, u know what’s crazier than namibia overturning a law banning gay sex? joining this minecraft server, duh! we got rainbow sheep that poop out glitter blocks, and u can ride on unicorns while shooting fireballs from ur hands. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant u three wishes if u find them in the enchanted forest. come join us and experience the wildest adventure of ur life, cuz namibia ain’t got nothin on us!

SanitCraft: Zombie Bacteria Zone

Antibacterial, Bacteria, cleaning, dead body, disinfectant, flu, germs, hand care, hand gel, hand hygiene, hand sanitiser, hand sanitizer, hand washing, health, hygiene, Illness, Prevention, Protection, sanitation, SanitCraft, Virus, zombie, Zone

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	67

come join our epic minecraft server where the hand sanitiser is flowing like a river and the bacteria are partying like it’s 1999. forget about killing mobs, here you can battle the undead bacteria that refuse to die even after being doused in hand sanitiser.

we have a special event where players can compete in a hand sanitiser drinking contest to see who can become the ultimate germ warrior. but be careful, too much hand sanitiser can turn you into a bacteria zombie yourself.

our spawn area is a giant hand sanitiser bottle where players can jump in and slide down into the world of clean chaos. build your base out of giant bacteria cells and watch out for the hand sanitiser rain that falls from the sky.

join us now for a truly unique and hilarious minecraft experience that will leave you questioning the cleanliness of your own hands. who knew hand sanitiser could be so deadly and so much fun?

MineFit: Less Stress, More Fun

Active, balance, co-workers, emotionally exhausted, employees, ENERGY, Exercise, FITNESS, Fun, health, job satisfaction, mental health, MineFit, moderate, motivation, personally satisfied, physical activity, productivity, stress, stress relief, well-being, work, Workplace

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7307
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so active they never feel emotionally exhausted! they mine and build all day long, finding diamonds and creating epic structures that will blow your mind! our community is so supportive and fun, you’ll never want to leave! plus, rumor has it that the more you play, the more luck you’ll have finding rare items and defeating bosses. so what are you waiting for? come join us and never feel emotionally exhausted again!

Emperix: Where villagers have more drama than your average soap opera!

Average, Community, customized, discord server, Drama, Emperix, EmperixSMP, Enhanced Features, gaming experience, goals, large builds, Opera, Path, progress, pure vanilla gameplay, quality of life, questions, server reset, smp, soap, Staff, technical details, Vanilla, villagers, welcome

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Welcome to EmperixSMP 1.21!
The server has just gone live today and is now open for everyone!
If you’re looking for a recently refurbished, but long standing SMP, Emperix is the place to go! Equipped with a brand new, and genuinely active Discord server, EmperixSMP is a Vanilla+ SMP that focuses on quality of life, and the community, than it does anything else! Whether you prefer a vanilla experience or something more customized, this server caters to both preferences. Enjoy pure vanilla gameplay without any distractions, or explore our enhanced features for a unique twist on your gaming experience. Our focus is to bring a world where it will remain unaffected by resets for a large period of time, preserving your progress no matter which path you choose. This server will focus on making large builds or accomplishing large goals without the fear of a server reset anytime soon.
If anyone has any questions, or want to know more technical details about what’s included please direct them to the new Discord Server linked below, and the staff (myself included) will happily answer any questions!
Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server currently open for new players?	Yes, the server is now open for everyone!
What type of server is EmperixSMP?	EmperixSMP is a Vanilla+ SMP that focuses on quality of life and the community.
Is the server focused on large builds and long-term progress?	Yes, the server aims to preserve player progress without resets for a large period of time.
Where can I ask more questions or get technical details about the server?	You can join the Discord server linked above and ask the staff for assistance.